Spanish Fork Press | 1905-11-02 | Page 7 | Here is Slang at Its Best

HERE IS < LANG AT ITS bt1 What the ernacular Is Coming Ti < In Colorado Judgo Ucnjamtn U hlndsey who has made a national reputation for himself by bbs work at the Denver Juvenile court lells In tho American Magazine tho story of Eel Martin atypical a-typical bad boy whom tho Judge has slnco succeeded In reforming rIle following Is one of the boys exploits One of the boys methods of beating beat-ing his way about the country was to board a train and after It had started to creep Into an empty berth In a sleeping car On ODe occasion Martin was nwnk eliot by tho porters startled exclamation exclam-ation qood Lnwd thes a kid In hcnh Then as the boy phrased It I How tho coop while the coon guy went to tell the conductor I was ditched at a town they call Heiio In Nevada Course 1 was dead broke I touched a guy for a half and bought mo a cane and some chewing gum I walked Into a hank and right up tc the guy In do monkey cage I said I wanted work and he said ho hadnt none I told him Id clean up 110 backyard back-yard and while he went to ask de head guy about It rammed do gum on do end of my cane shoved It trough do cage and swiped a twenty that stuck to do gum Then I took a hike mighty sudden I lay low and went out on the express that night