Show HOW TO MANAGE A WIFE Some Suggestions Which Are Said to Be of Value A great many methods have been suggested as to the best way to manage man-age a husband but up to date no one has thought It best to guide the poor husband The following will therefore there-fore be found the best way to manage man-age a wife It has never been known to fall Never contradict her You are right of course nine times out of ten and sho knows it but to toll her so makes her always unmanageable Never oppose her When sho suggests sug-gests that In tho absence of the cook you get up and light the fire do so at once willingly and ckeerfully If she wishes you to walk tho floor with tho baby obey with alacrity Never deny her Possibly she will exceed her allowance but this Is always al-ways your fault because you aro not man enough to support her Never be cross When you como home at night having failed once or twice during the day or been insulted by a total stranger or with a large powerful pain In your stomach laugh It off and conceal your real feelings Never tell her the truth When sho oaks how you like her now hat swear that It is the greatest thing for tho money you ever saw When she shows jou her new gown bo lost In n miration Wh n iho Is cross and irrlw la > tell her sho is un angel I Never disagree with her When < ha Bucso tn that you have a cold and need a hot mustard plaster grin and bear it When she tells you she needs a change tell her you are glad sho mentioned It Never Interrupt her This is tho only way to manage a wlfeTom Masson In Now York Herald Her-ald |