Show 1 I THOUGHT HIM A LUNATIC Mans Queer Junble of Words Warranted War-ranted the Inference Prof William Lyon Phelps of Yale recently told this story at New Ha veus chamber of commerce banquet A hard drinker was told by his doctor that ho could be cured If eveYy time he roll that he must have a drink < < he would Immediately tike something to eat Instead The man followed the ndvlco and was cured but the habit of asking for rood had become BO fixed with him that once he was nearly locked up asa as-a lunatic lIe was stopping at a hotel and hearing a great commotion in the room next to his he peeped over tho transom to Nee what the matter was He saw and rushed madly don to I the office and shouted to the clerk The man In 163 has shot himself Ham and egg sandwich please ulpplncotts |