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Show MAD NERVE, Unlucky BUT NO MONEY. Mn THE for Modest Request Pecuniary Assistance. FAMILY BIBLE MISSED. Individual Records Are No Kept with Exactness. Longer RELIABILITY Earned l)J year of honorable dealing and olid gunranteen relieve you of all reepon elMlity in Mir ht&Mlfig Wretches. 'Jewelry of Diamond of the old 1864 house. Raymond Hitchcock, the comedian, while In New Orleans a few months go, took the opportunity of going to the races. During the afternoon he cashed several tickets, the result of He was feeling happy good guesses. after the last race, and started for the automobile which was to convey him back to his hotel. As he was about to climb Into the machine he felt a hand on his arm, and a man shouted In his ear: "Hello, Hitchcock, how are you? Hear you put a crimp In the bookies The family Bible, with Its genealogical record, served a useful, purpose Id ita day," said the librarian, and I dont see that, with all our boasted advance In civilization, we have developed anything quite to take Its 170 cities place. Of course, nowadays, AIN ST. and towns pride themselves on the SALT LAKE CltY. UTAH. accuracy of their vital statistics, and Both Phone. 1863 P. O. Box 1863 we have whole libraries of genealogical works dry enough most of them ' Right of Way. are, too. But the individual family recentAs a from train as was such Washington few record, genkept a erations ago, Is very decidedly miss- ly slowed up before the station at a ing, and It's a pity that such Is the small town in Virginia the mall bag was thrown to a darky lad of perhaps Hitchcock blushed and shook hands case. For one of the the list not man, thing, births, 12 years, who at once started off at a recognizing sheepishly, marriages and deaths that were kept brisk trot to the post office. He had and not wishing to show It. In the ponderous volume of Holy not gone more than ten yards before "Say, I want to speak to you conWrit operated to keep the members a large negro hoy ran Into him, alfidentially," said the stranger, i "All right; what is it? asked the of the family close to one another; It most knocking the youthful messenger Look heab, niggah!" was, in a way, a central point, val- off his feet. omedlan. with a "Well, I am up against some hard uable for sentimental reasons as well exclaimed the messenger, to of Youse indignation, reasons glance for utilimore tryln I a3 me and luck They cleaned distinctly want to get home. Now, dont let tarian. As scribe succeeded scribe, git Id jail, aint you? Youse Interany one of these people see you, but the family continuity was emphasized ferin' wld de United States mall, nigWhen yo jars me yo jars de slip me enough for car fare, will and the entries were significant of gah. of de United States!" government a the of clannish growth feeling, your "Sure, said Hitchcock, placing his which Is too little In evidence at the Harper's Weekly. hand in his pocket. Then he paused present time. There are not, I venRet. Salt Lake Route ture to say, very many people in this $30 California ft and queried: Where do you live? year ol grace who know anything or "Vancouver," was the answer. In a Manner of 8peak!ng. I Hitchcock took a flying leap for his care anything about their relatives A Scotch witness was being exmachine and unless the visitors at further removed than the degree of amined as to the sobriety of the deHew Orleans are more gullible, the first couslnshlp, and even first cou- fendant, and, in his anxiety not to exImpecunious one is still looking for sins are frequently out of mind. Of press an unfavorable opinion, had course, our tendencies are responsible made so many evasive answers that oar faro. Harpers Weekly. largely for this state of affairs, but I both judge and counsel became exasRich Prize for Historical Work. often wish that we had reminders of perated. One million five hundred thousand our kin, such as were furnished by Now, sir, cried the Judge, "answer dollars is offered as a prize for a liter- the family Bible of past days with the question. Was be or was he not ary composition, the biggest prize of their direct personal testimony, Intoxicated?" Its kind on record. The award will be amounting to messages from parents Aweel," said Sandy, I wullna deny made at St Petersburg on December to children. Whenever I see one of that he was intoxicated In a manner 1, 1925, to the writer of the best histhese pages filled with careful en- o speakln. tory of Alexander I. of Russia. Arakt-chelef- , tries entries made In joy and In sor"And pray, sir, what do you mean founder of the military colorow, in the confidence of pride of life by that?" roared the Justice. nies of Novgorod, left a fortune of or by the trembling fingers of old age, 1 mean, Sandy replied, very calm50,000 gold rubles (125,750) to provide It seems to me that we have lost ly, that be could walk straight, but for this unique prize. The prize-givinsomething In our hurried existence he could na talk straight"-Harp- ers dAy is the centenary of the Czar Alexthat Is to be regretted. We can go Weekly. anders death, by which time the to the city or town clerk or, perhaps, WAIT FOR THIS. money will, it is estimated, have in- to the public library for information h of as to our ancestry or our relatives, creased to $2,000,000. round trip to California, $30 Only It will be used to defray the cost o but this Is a rather cold and formal via Salt Lake Route. Write for full publishing the work which wins the method of procedure. Certainly, we Information to J. H. Burtner, Salt do not find In official records and In Lake City. prize. books the handwriting of our foreTrue to the Sex. . Busy Hotel Elevators. bears. On swept the amazons. Suddenly hotel tn At the Waldorf-Astori- a line baitfemale of warriors the long New York it Is estimated that the ed on the brink of battle. Tillman Is Identified. of the elevators cover about 120 trips "What are they waiting for?" asked Senator Tillman tells a story on miles dally. the war correspondent. himself as to bow he was identified by "Powder!" replied the commander a post office money order clerk when $30 California ft Ret Salt Lake Route. laconically. be first arrived at the capital city. A Cruel Religion "Ah, they are about to put some After being in the city a few days "It Is all very well, said the lecpowder in their guns? he dropped In at the post office to cash turer, to say that other religions are "No; they are about to put some a money order. on noses. their Just because powder "Do you know any one here who as good as ours. Take Mohammedanthey are warriors is no reason why rould identify you? asked the clerk. ism, for Instance, that cruel creed. Take the Lord's prayer of Mohamthey should be any different from "Well, no, the senator answered. other women." Is that necessary? I am Ben Till- medanism, the prayer that is repeated dally In every Mohammedan houseAnd then there was a moving-picturman of South Carolina. scene of animated puffs and The clerk smiled, then asked the hold and mosque. This Is It: "1 seek refuge with Allah from flashing hand mirrors. senator If he didn't have sopie letters or papers that would make him known Satan, the accursed. In the name of Dissertation on Henpeck. Allah, the Compassionate, the Mercito the post office authorities. An Ohio man Is reported to be at The senator had on a new suit that ful. Oh, Lord of all Creatures, Oh, the point of death from blood poisonAllah, destroy the Infidels and polythemorning, and had neglected to transing caused by henpeck. This is fer his letters, but he had hla pocket-boo- k ists, thine enemies, the enemies of rather queer. There are many men with him. Digging down In his the religion! Oh, Allah, make their (a and around Eskridge who are hentrousers pocket, he drew forth his children orphans and defile their and their women, pecked a thousand times a year, and wallet and proceeded to search for an abodes, households, while it makes the blood boll no and their and their posseschildren, find could article of Identification, but poisoning has set la. Wabaunsee but a small photograph of sions, and their race, and their wealth, nothing Tribune. and their lands, as booty to the Moshimself. 1 "This will do, I suppose," he said, lems. Oh, Lord of all Creatures Whether you he men or women, you clerk. It to order the money will never do anything In the world handing $30 CALIFORNIA $30 Why, sure. That's you, all right, without courage. It Is the greatest Round trip via Salt Lake Route, remarked the man behind the counquality ef the mind, next to honor. Sale begins April 2Gth. Write today, Rochesover cash. the ter, handling James Allen. J. H. Burtner, Salt Lake City. ter Herald. to-da- i POPULAR APPROVAL OF THEFT. English Writer Sees Significance Glorification of Robbers. In . m The Idea of private property has never been fully accepted by the masses of the people, and never had their cordial approval as in Institution, says a writer In the London News. The most popular songs and ballads of our nation In all ages, ,it may be noted, have been those which described sympathetically attacks on private property, from the Robin Hood cycle to the broadsheets in which Turpin and Sheppard were wade heroes. Even nowadays the literature that really touches the people, the literature that the educated classes seldom so much as see exposed for sale, the literature that is sold In the small "general shop In the back street, and costs fewer pennies than the novflwe know costs shillings, still very largely deals witll the romantic exploits of the robber. He Is never a villain; he Is noble and generous to a fault; but be Is convinced of the Impropriety ef persons having too much money. For Infanta and CMw1 The Kind Yoifif1 Age(ab!e Preparation g One-fourt- t e A New Reformation. Are we In for a new reformation? ASOCIAL LEADER OF KANSAS CITY Attributes Her Excellent Health to Ee-ru-n- a. t Air Draw Lots for Homes. Houses are In great demand In Vlnet, himself an evangelical said long ago that one was Buckingham, England, but owing to the high price of land and the taxes necessary and , Inevitable, and there building operations are limited. Re- are features about the present upcently half a dozen new houses were heaval which remind us curiously of erected, and the applicants received that did one of nigh four centuries a circular from the agents, of which ago. Christian World. With referthe following Is a copy: ence to your application to become $30 California ft Ret Salt Lake Route tenant of one of the new houses, we Special Guidance Needed. beg to say that the number of applicaEdwin A. Halsey, late assistant tions we have received (all of which we would readily comply with If we charge d'affaires of the senate press had vacant houses for them) renders gallery, who halls from Virginia, Is rethe task of selection so difficult that sponsible for the following story: An the owners have decided that the 'lots old darkey who had not been to shall be drawn for. If, therefore, you church for a long time appeared one wish to take part In this, please at- night at prayer meeting. His presence tend at our office at six o'clock this at the meeting was commented on by one of his brethren of the church. The evening, or send a trustworthy person conversation between the two was with written authority to draw for something like this: Say, Brother you. In the event of your being suc1 ain't saw you heah at de Johnson, cessful In the drawing, no tenary will a be created until the agreement has meetln house for considerable duration." Dats so," replied Brother been signed. Johnson; I'se been very busy." "Well, how come heah you Brother Johnson?" Well, you see, The House of Corneille. like dls Brother Jackson. The house In which Corneille lived It's at Rouen, and where he composed the I'se repairing a chicken coop for Cld," Polyeucte," China," and near some white gentlemens, and I'se got s ly all hla Imautlful plays, Is for sale sltuwatlon putting a fence round a for $9,000, and a proposal has been watermelon patch for another gentlemade to open a public subscription for mens, and 1 needs special guidance Its purchase and preservation as an from temptation." historical monument. California ft RoL Salt Lake Route For the last 100 yeara periodical at- $30 been niude to Mecure it tempts have Results of Ambitions. for the state, but alwaya without sucMost of us are made what we are cess. In 1802 Napoleon himself took by the ambitions that we hare never an interest In the question and urged realized. meuns the find for Its to the mayor Calling the Turn. purchase. said the city girl who suppose," Is most wrote It of said, Corneille, a week in ths country, was passing his pluya In the rooiq adjoining the know all the different that you noise of revel and the and bar, jokes, the guests, It is addded, used to be flowers." I reckon mebby 1 do," replied the quite an Inspiration to him. Aftor $00 farmer. old still Is frequented by years the bar What does a forget-me-no- t look merry drinkers. like?" queried the girl. son Oh," replied the horny-handeA Stick" Man. of toll, It's jlst a ordinary knot In a Gerald Do you think therq Is any- string th' ole woman tics around my thing In a name? finger when I go t teown an she Geraldine Ccrtaluly, Isn't yours wants me t git sunthln' for her." Wood?" $30 California ft Ret. Salt Lake Routt theo-logla- n, t. MRS. W. H. SIMMONS. w. n. simmons, m e. oth Kansas City, Mo., member of the National Annuity Association, writes I a My health was excellent until about year ago, when I had a complete collapeo from overdoing socially, not get- late ting the proper rest, and too many uppers. My stomach was in a dread ful oondltiou, and my nenet alt un Mrs. - tlrung. 1 by a friend to try and eventually 1 bought a liottle. I took It amt then another, and kept using It for three month-- . At the end of that time my health was restored, my nerves no longer troubled me, and I felt myself once more and able to my social I certainly that Pc runt JKudtlnn. of praise." There are many reasous why society women break down, why their nervous svhtema fall, whv they have systemic or pelvlo catarrh. Indeed, they are especial v liable lo these ailments. No won der they require the pro'cci ion of Peru-tu- t. It Is Uielr shield and safeguard. wna advised Pe-run- fe-- I l s, 1 d neither Opium.Morphinc nor Mineral Not Narcotic. M EmptofOU DcSMUnluHh Rmpkia Sctdm JhiStma JkMUSatti-AunS- ml WrmM' lanlieC My little son, when about a year and a half old began to have sores come out on his face. They began to come on his arms, then on other parts of his body, and then one came on his chest, worse than the others. At the end of about a year and a half of suffering he grew so bad I had to tie his hands In cloths at night to keep him from scratching the sores and tearing the flesh. He got to be a mere skeleton and was hardly able to walk. I sent to the drug store and got a cake of Cuticura Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment, and at the end of about two months the Bores were all well. He has never had any sores of any kind since, and only for the Cuticura Remedies my precious child would have died from these terrible sores. I used only one cake of Soap and about three boxes of Ointment Mrs. Egbert Sheldon, R. F. D. No. 1, Woodville, Conn, April 22, 1905. ness and LOSS OF SCIXP- - Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK jUpranteeA under tl Exact Copy of Wrapper. NO MORE MUSTARD PLASTERS TO BLISTER. THE SCIENTIFIC AND MODERN EXTERNAL VASELINE SURF. SAFE AND ALWAYS READY CURE FOR PAIN.-RI- C8 COLLArflBLE TUBES-- AT ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS, OR ON RECEIPT OF ISe. IN POSTACE STAMPS. DONT WAIT A OUICK. I3C.-- IN BY MAIL PAIN COMES KEEP A TUBE HANDY. superior to mustard or any other piaster, and will not blister the most delicate skin. 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Toko Hnll'o Foutlly Pill. for eonatlpotloa WorrhlMrae tAfflai.uoa, alujri COUNTER-IRRITAN- CAPISICUM Benefit of Modem Machinery. It is estimated by the department of agriculture that last years crop was produced and gathered at a saving of $685,000,000 over what would have been the cost of raising an equal crop 50 years ago. This saving was accomplished by the use of mode.j agricultural Implements. Farm Machinery. tlnr-tiel- - Aperferi Remedy forConsBpation.SourStontach.DlanTOea Worms jConvulsionsfeverislt Cured by Cuticura. bilioinnp-m- , liver ami iWium-- r from impure blood, take Nature's Tea. It la made wludly oi health-givin- Sup rtmllmr. Torments with Terrible Sores on Face and Body Tore at Flesh the driver of a Signature of Promotes DigestionJCkerfi ness and Rest.Contains Bought Bears the UnfantsVChildreh BABY WASTED TO SKELETON. i &r.ts slmiiaiiiigilicFoodandltegula ling (Jtc Stomachs andBowds of . In Always ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT. fashions for $i,qo per Year 12 Wj QUAkP f |