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Show jp n ;e & Cough. Sweats NEW SCHOOL IDEA - , Walton, Condr. 8. P. By 717 EDUCATION by HOROSCOPE IS St., Baa Antonio, Tex., -- .0 Nee NOW PLANNED. During the summer and fall y.Ji m annoyance from catarrh ?Jhcd hot stage where it waa actual Matter Hi Been Taken "Tery and developed alarming symp. Up Serious d iy ln England and a tZ such a very eongh, Thorough Test of Ha Possibilities Thiaweate, and palna In the head and is v. j experimented with eeveralao-rpnu'Ulto Be Made. before I finally decldod courao of leruna, flEiUCftl0n by horo,,C(1I)0 tor ttke a thorough friend had gone so far as j development of the young the men of tny ergo havmo that tho thing for me to do V0KUe ln England. " inform bl11 ,U to resign my poaltloa and aeck a eximni lIBr"anint yTber.morecongenlal climate. dlscuislon among both clergy I had consumption and I and laity, the new Idea of 11 the mental condition of arriving at not expected to va very long, children I de- namely, by means of horofiring procured aomereruna, casting tost and spe- scopes may be one eded to giv,tthoo8,l way of solving to tha task of the various problems before thu lled tB?81'' assiduously cotin Pcr Instructions, la the try. A new society has come forward uklng It. and offered Horoscope aesntlme. Scholarships." efforts were soon apparent, all each worth f 75, Strangely enough, and disappeared symptom these alarming scholarships, while competitive, general health became fully as good do not depend on the efforts of the it bad ever been In my life. chl.dren themselves. Parents who use of Fernna wlah to win j j,ave retorted to the a $75 horoscope scholaroccasions alnca that ship Lave to an two or three fill out a competition cure myself of bad colds. Upe to form, giving the name of thp child date and hour of birth, and where the birth was registered. The last com! I 80 LOGICAL. tlon Is essential In order to prevent parents who may know something ol astrology themselves from faking a brilliant horoseoiie from a hypothetical date, and thus even doing the star out of their Job. The child whose horoscope shows the most promising future will be awarded one of the prizes. Each of the application forms will be turned over to a number of and Hra. Sparker Do you think aho skilled astrologlsts," and the child motor to a horse the najly prefers having the best future" Is to be given carT the chance, as It were, of living up Mr. Tyve Well, any one must ad-d- t to It For instance. If, among the that a horse la more becoming to competitors, there are any young Nabalr! woman with such poleons, Miltons or George Washingtons, this fact at once will be reEYESIGHT WAS IN DANGER vealed. and all the budding genius has to do Is simply to "bud" and the fuEczema Baby' Head ture will do the rest. From Terrible 1 Mats of Itching Rash and Sores That the new idea Is catching on Disease Cured by Cutlcura. in England Is demonstrated by the fact that hundreds of parents have "Our little girl waa two months old gone in for the prize offered. If the rten she got a rash on her face and method becomes general, It will save rtthln live days her face and head educational authorities a vast deal of sere all one sore. We used different trouble. Instead of worrying with the medics but it got worse Instead of mentally deficient, the casting of the tter and we thought she would turn horoscope will show where the shortlud and that her ears would fall off. coming lies, and the child can be dealt Sbe suffered terribly, and would with accordingly. There la no use lri mtch until the blood came. This wasting an education fit for Isaac sent on until she was five months old, Newton on a child who will never rise ten I had her under our family doc-- 1 above the mathematical attainments care, but she continued to grow of Simple Simon, for Instance, and so rm He said It was eczema. When trouble will be saved all round. ht was seven months old I started Children who receive the horoscope 0 use the Cutlcura Remedies and In prizes are to get the money ln hard to months our baby waa a different cash." The Idea of giving out real urt. Tou could not see a sign of a money In connection with these mysore and sbe was as fair aa a new-o- n tical problems Is a novel one in Itself, baby. She baa not bad a sign of and that alone will account for the im be eczema since. Mrs. II. F. Budke, mense popularity of the new scheme. eSueur, Minn., Apr. 15 and May 2, 07." If mystical money were paid for horoscope scholarships, or the children The Two Versions. bad to wait until the future corrobAt s dinner during the recent Epls-ipa- l orated the predictions of the starconvention at Richmond a young Interest gazing experts, very little idy sitting near the bishop of London The would be taken ln the matter. ld to him: scholarships are to be given on very "Bishop, I wish you would set my practicat subjects. For instance, If ilud at rest as to the similarity or the horoscope Indicates that the child issimllarity between your country has musical talent, the $75 award Is to d ours on one y point- Does the be devoted to developing the musical because the tomato can? faculties, and this course will also be The bishop laughed heartily at this followed with reference to artistic geIvadous sally. Not so a young n nius, business capacity and even of his party, who, after dinJust what this last ability." er. zought his host term signifies It is a little difficult to 1 want to know, you know, said say. It seems, however, that the e, about that Joke of Miss B s. are not to limit their award. b asked If the butter flew because career points, for Instance, If childs a raatoes could. tell me what to a brilliant future as a trust magPray, Ptol Is. Llpplncotta Magazine. nate, every facility to the extent of the 275 is to be given to develop the 8 winds reasonable. ability In the specific directions Indicated by the star chart The scholarships for the best horoscopes are not to be confined either to girls or boys, but cither sex is open to compete. The first thee awards are to be made to children under the age of 14 : while the fourth goes to the 14 and boy or girl between the ages of the posdenotes 17 whose horoscope session of those qualities most essential to success !n a commercial career. u doop-aeate- ea tool Every-Bethoug- y Wh. ulin, S.M, Musi, 7wwi $ $ 170 AIN SI well-know- UTAH H GRIEF. or ttw bay-colore- d to; w- jattached f Hager-- I Thesp; One nlsbt 1 dressing I. He ai bard time muttered, knew, ot log ot d; t take-u- fast uI le was aj ways ira-ther ab le vat dy-- you to coffin wltb of course; s of vbey botographi ome takes ear! . ! iluable and tor free . ROBLV Hi ). Box ir. lest dolltt r and buy - i ;st part Ton nuF talm bonk ut that dl d No! horo-scoplst- s and to ip raff the i nags. 9. of a w cher J! de of ird of UP o Post. nse stick ch b drlTe.-sa- .' the fasblos io throng jaunter il 5 manaloi &rl Papa, 1 suppose the soldiers learn to stand on one leg be-- 5 they might have one foot shot to r i handful m war. rt the; TEA lolng ie t) mpsof The tb non thus ria soft this tlc started, 10 cent-lId-a-ha- lf' or two cents family breakfast! a fredue" or nosqulto carry tb arklinf ness of tb hZHi01' return' your money it you dont billing, becoD " Jmlt w run cost of good tea is very little: only a third a cent a cup! a tb (gainst f but-rrll- Eng-sbma- nter of the e. ONLY LIGHTHOUSE Nar st. Louis and Is Also Intaks Tower for City. ' lU-t- ; we py him. C,eerful Anyhow. ell0 Port; I havent seen you for f'ars. How are you getting on? I'm a And 0h- - fra a multi-failure.- " iappWf The Proud Pugilist. San Francisco Is chuckling over a constory about Battling Nelson, the queror of Joe Cans, the "old master. Nelson appeared In a fashionable restaurant a day or two after the fight. His presence made a sensation. He was stared at as though he had been pretty girl ln a sheath skirt. It happened that an Englishwoman of title was dining In the restaurant. She expressed a desire to meet he champion, and one of her companions quickly arranged the matter with Nelson's second or third assistant business manager. Counters Exe. Battling Nelson, Shake hands with him, countess. There ain't no pride about him. Hell you." Watsr ten years or backache. THE SAFE WAY TO BUY KlNT. Thousands of Women Suffer In ths Sams Way. Property ownera will save a deal ot trouble and expense In keeping their buildings properly painted. It from the world, Mr. Thos. 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Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Co., Buffalo, N. Y. FoBter-Mllbur- n The Real Tsst. Poor follow, he died In poverty," said a man of a person lately do ceased. That Isn't anything," exclaimed a seedy bystander. Dying In poverty Is no hardship; Its living In poverty that puts the thumbscrews on a fellow." Man and Beast Alike. Only those who have suffered the agony of eye afflictions can appreciate the blessing to humanity In Dr. Mitchell's famous Eye Salve. Introduced in this region as far back as 1849 It Is round In all well regulated homes hereabouts. Not alone the eyei ef man but those of the dumb anlmnls have enjoyed Its comforts. Mitchell's Eyo Salve. Sold everywhere. Price 25c. Whit t pocket-mil- a pocket left d be unoccup' idon 8U del ,)QG n.ied, b 1, not c ctr, The Moro proof flint Lydia XlPInlc of Power. Sign limit's V oKetableCotnpound aavcg It la the greatest manifestation of woman from surgical operations power to be calm. It Is easy to be Mrs, 8. A. Williams, of Gardiner, active. I,et the reins go, and the Maine, writes: borsea will drag you down. Anyone 1 waa a great aufferer from female can do that; but he who can stop the troubles, and Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vcpo. plunging horses Is the strong man. table Compound restored roe to health in Which requires the greater strength three months, alter my phyiticlaa letting go, or restraining? The calm declared thnt an operation was ab man is not the man who Is dull. You lutcly necessary." Mrs. Alvina Snprlinpr, of 151 Cloy, must not mistake calmness for dullness or laziness. . . , Activity is bourne Avo- - Chicago, III, writes s I suffered from female troubles, a the manifestation of the lower tumor and much Inflammation. Two strength, calmness of the superior of the boat doctors in Chicago decldod strength. Swam! Vlvekannanda. that an operation was necessary to save my life. Lydia II Pinkham's Vegetable It Came Off. Compound entirely cured zue without The fair bather was In the greatest an operation." danger when the heroic rescuer seized her by the balr. It came off. Puffs and colls and waves and rata it strewed the shuddering sea. For a moment the rescuer was dazed. 80 Much Alike, Then he grasped the tiny knob of A curious story went th rounds some little time ago about a lovely real balr that remained on tho lady's head and drew her into shallow water. foreigner, one of whose verbal slips Did ahe thank him for aavlng her a gave King Edward occasion for life? . hearty laugh. A very lively personShe didn't Cleveland Plain Dealer. age, with a delightful sbe accent, made such a favorable Impression Hows This? upon the king that he asked her to be Remird for ny his partner at bridge. "But, sir, she laneW ntofli-- f On Hundred Onllurb cured br ltail I Currk Uui( uuinul said, I really don't know bow to Utant Cura, r. J. CHEWY S CO Totedn. a play." The king would take no deWe, the under lined, hav knonn K. 1. ( bene tor the lent It ymrx and him perlertly bn nial, however, and sbe became rather onvhl In all bualnrm tranaarUmu and financially embarrassed. I assure you, sir, she ah I to carry out any obUratnuia made by bl Orm. Wautmo. Hmnan A Munvm, said, 1 don't know the difference bea boleaala DnwuMta, Toledo. O. HullCure to takra biternally, art In Catarrh tween a king and a knave." There was upna th hlnod and nuwou eurfacr ot ll directly an awkward silence, and then she realTretlmonlale cent tree. 1rlra t cent per Sold by all lirurrute. ized what she had said, and waa cov- bottle. Take Uall'c t'uully rule tor eonatipaOoa. ered with confusion. The king, of course, laughed It off, and now tells Dark 8ubject. the story with gusto. Pm all In the dark about bow these bills are to be paid, said Mr. IN THE OLD MILITIA DAYS. llardup to his wife. Well, Henry, said she, as abe pulled out a colored one and laid It on the pile, "you will be if you dont pay that one, for Ita the gas bill. Lighthouse Intake. and Water boat or signal, and no way of reaching the living rooms of the tower except by a hazardous climb up the face of the tower from the water's edge. The tower stands out In a turbulent stretch of the Mississippi, near where the Missouri flows into It, and th aves which dash against It on stormy nights or during a flood have all the characteristics of ocean breakers. The tower carries the government river lights, which must be kept burning from dark until dawn every night In the year, and in all respects except geographical position the Intake tower is as much a lighthouse as any that guard the sea coasts of the world. Its keeper, James Landers, Is likewise a typical lighthouse keeper except In two respects.. He has no helper, and he looks landward, loving the beauties of the shore rather than those of the water. There is not room In the little tower for many persons, and there are not duties enough to keep one man busy. Therefore, except during the coldest weather of the winter when the ic floes are running heavy and there Is danger of a pack and a freeze ln front ot the tunnel through which St Louis gets Its water, one man does the work of both the city and the government at the tower, living alons and seldom going ashore. Ills duties consist of tending the gates to ths tunnel, opening and shutting them according to signals from the pumping station at Chain of Rocks; seeing that no river drift or ice packs up against the grating which covers the mouth of the tunnel, and keeping the government lights. Day and night at stated hours be must look to the condition of the gates, and at Intervals through the night he visits the lights, but between these hours he has nothing to do. Landers house, which Is the topmost room in the tower, and bedroom, living room and kitchen combined. Is as neat as a pin and as convenient as a modern dining car kitchen, and most of the arrangements he has made himself. The room is round, with windows looking to the four winds, literally, for they are between the four recognized points of the compass. In It are all his household goods, and In spite of the nondescript character of the place It has a homey aspect that shows much of the tastes of Its only occupant. Good pictures are on the on the shelves. wall, good books-arThe table la full of papers and magazines. Thought is apparent In every detail of Its simple appointments, and after seeing his home one no longer wonders that he does not rebel at the life he leads. Unlike most men, he has resources within himself for making life worth living, and he la happy. e First Diving Dress." 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