Show RECEIVES OWN FUNERAL BILL Mistake In Names Causes Wife Needless Alarm Philadelphia That Andrew Kelsei of Seventh and Diamond streets a member of the staff of the office ol the registrar of vital statistics Is not on the list of dead ones Is not duo to any fault of Undertaker Henry Schneider Some time ago the wife of Mr Kolser received a bill for funeral expenses ex-penses Incurred In the supposed burial of her husband Not knowing the meaning of tho bill Mrs Kelser rushed upstairs to her husbands room where ho was peacefully sleeping and awakening awak-ening him handed him the bill demanding de-manding to know the meaning Kelsor looked at the letter in amazement amaze-ment and proceeded to get In touch with the man who had charge of his funeral He called Mr Schneider to find out the cause of the mistake and after a great effort he finally convinced the undertaker that he still is alive and happy notwithstanding the latters attempt to put him on tho list of the residents of tho other world After Investigating Mr Schneider found that he had burled a man In m Woionra nalchborhood who bore Ml r n u the name of Kayser and thus what almost became tho official loss of a the worthy citizen was averted to satisfaction of all concerned |