Show J L i HISTORY I rIn I lal Policeman He Specnl Sp jlyor npuble with Politicians nnd fr Old Dent des to BeturntoHisOldBeat AH J1 IllJ6 ht brV entury rlh H Howies Cub Cu-b rades Iv a4do be three grrades Flynn In a AHM pld confidence policeman to his wife Yoh or which Iv I thlm do yo belong M < she inquired solicitously alai I retorted Policeman 1 d III now Veil bo provokln meto thry a comic paaper yo will as 1e to 1k D3 Me Im tcllin1 ye et T 13 tmGa do be three grrades iv I liars > in faR rnrrld First > ° have th com W ef t Is easy carln fr him th artistic liar who can uhcu rtksve pbaTC raslmble th truth to Ichrah < llenpto to look fr I th sthraw onat lark on th lift arrm to tell I other An thin yo have II ft ILYI lIdclan th grieatest liar Iv tJI shook his head MfAJ Man Flynn i 1 n3 he gave expression to this 7nitb He had had experience II knew whereof he spoke Hen He-n the mayors special pollce Ifer two weeks common liar ho went on lies iftn Iv it th artistic liar lies Ipin ifirrpose an th politician lies P n ° d l of at lis his nature to Poor felly pin Ufa Itotobillt that wany Inant to see his nibs says th aa i to mo doln th rush act an aY i to go by me NO w lie cannot says I tfl tare yeer baadge says he ill itoiisla was a schoolmate Iv his in1 I do be brlngln him news lie glaad to have Yoll see ktiall on me neck th minute ho IIM a lets I the gazabo in but does his ban on his neck Oho well dDs1t do be with an ax an me neck feels th whir Iv th wind irrres l ye right commented C flynn Ye have no slno at all f zy T Is yeer juty to do what w told an 1avo others to do th fIN ten to that now exclaimed maD Flynn Oho but yore a I11lI0man Thats what his nibs to me Do as yo re told Bar he says an Pave mo to do th fr th otnce That maan int l get yoer baadgo in a mil OR a i Jl lllul M o o Ja 1 d it e 4 y I I i1 t I I i 1 I 71 Ent we him says Wan Im I his family docther rears but I can ha ave it anny IIreach tr If An f wuud be aright only his nibs do be a poll too Ito him tit his worrd anyhow Jed Mrs Flynn f i did so returned Policeman aqan l fr IWO daays me baadge Vie to dhrop off mo coat It hung bone T was all along iv another dan 1ll be amICr Bcoln th he i i mayr l k portantllke e 71 not Bays h I fie dont rcobllize me > he l do lrSfni18 n0l says > > Bays I ke I he fa ace i shua be familiar to yo1 ktbyt t wud bo says I If Id d In in rrogues galrry Iv 1 11th hat his nibs hoarln voices ott an gra abs th folly bo th 4eb W takes him In an threats him Was th only frlnd ho had lu torlld his nibs An > when th > toUrs 1 comes to m ° an says tie i je know him 7 idonot lie not > ri > a I carries two waards in his in POcket sayS his nibs I ebbe tIr I e his sayS I < thats what spoils IS 10rer roat tllr run down a maan like aide his nibs attlntlon te little joke Win no is vll I tell tlllm PRart says I Ie 1 feer head says his nibs t thUlht I b tt fil > s I Jo tol me ye thlnkln rr this olUco yoer sllf an beside l says I nlvor took a course In tulndrreadln t wa sAn overlooked An there yo are continued Io llccman Flynn On mo ol1 beat I had to deal with th common liars an th artistic llnre but th politicians was out Iv It Now t Is only th pollti clans an I wad nt thrust wan Iv thin to tell hU own naame IV Vc know If wan iv thlm Ivor come to mean me-an said I m aRbor a job from his nibs I d faint away l wud so Tti shock Iv findin ho much honesty in wan lump among th gazebos that come to th city hall wud near kill me But t Is not their waay I must seo him says wan Im his family docther j Whores yeer tool chist says I knowln docther a always carries wan lie told ma to call says another an-other An he tol me to lay fr ye whin ye come says I Oho Im good at repartee but t Is like to get me Into throuble fr th wan I turn down th haardest Is always al-ways th only wan I ought to han I passed in Some Iv thlm come very daay an wait an walt an wait an they graab fellies goln In an comln out an thry to get their Infloouco c ha svue xdat I ° ro ° ° m a Ed a o ° ieridn a1 7 II efcku Y r iaaanmt nuttrl want to see his nibs says the politician to me doing the rush net Id be sorry fr thlm It it was nt fl wan thing Whats that asked Mrs Flynn Why dont they worrk fr a llvla Instead iv worrkln fr a job T ii less disappointing an no haardei whin yo get used to It But th Job E too much fr me Im goln back oc th beat again Fr why asked Mrs Flynn Well t was this waay explained Policeman Flynn Id been scrrap pin with tin or Illvln fellies that waanted to see his nibs whin his nibs did nt waant to see thlm an along comes a little gazabo that s BC thin an pale yod think hed blow away But fr all that he carries himself In n soo peer yer waay anme feelln wrrong unnyhow I I rayreived worrd says he that somebody wants to see me here T is likely so says I with saar casm fr thats th ol gag I think t Is th mayr says he although th worrd brought mo was not plain on that I think t Is not says I I think from th looks iv ye that th maan who wants ye Is In th corner office on th floor below With that lie goes away anti whin ho comes back he turruns out to be wan iv the biggest taxpayers in th city an a milan that Ivcry wan Jumps irouud fr nn back I go on th beat again But t Is me ol1 chophouse chop-house beat thank Hiven Oho but mebbe he wasnt mad Where was it ye sent him Barney Bar-ney Why replied Policeman Flynn nonchalantly I sink th little bloodless blood-less dlvll to th coroners office to be sure When Their Auto Balked Robert Lee Morrell chairman of the Automobile association started out for a spin in his automobile the other day and everything worked finely until he reached Broadway and SeventySecond street Then the machine balked and no efforts on his part could induce it I lo go Ho worked away until ho was rapidly rapid-ly getting into a state that he felt could only bo relieved by strong language but tho presence of a group of children made him retrain from expressing himself him-self In the group was a little girl with long golden hair and deep bluo eyes She crowded close to the automobile owner as ho worked Finally ho became so exasperated that It seemed as If ht really must say something and turning to tho little miss he said I wish you would run away little girl Theres a few things Id like tt say Go right ahead said the child Dont mind me My papa has an auto tooDoston Post |