Show TIGER IN PHILOSOPHICAL MOOD HaVIng Suicide In Mind Meeting Was Decidedly Lucky A email dark coon was walking one day In tho desert for tho snko of his appotlto when he ran full tilt Into a largo and comparatively healthy tiger Tho coon realized Instinctively that he would require to exert all his wits to keep things going on as satisfactorily i i satisfac-torily as usual And so ho spoke up I Jn fi perfectly candid way Good morning ho said to tho tiger who did not answer but looked at him roguishly Tho dosort air Is fine this morning morn-ing continued tho coon nnd the tiger limited In a humorous manner But I derive no benefit from this 11no air proceeded tho coon for I am 111 Yes I have taken poison ho went on with a feverish look In his deep hrown yea Last night Into a pailful of strong arsenic which I mistook mis-took for whitewash My physician tolls mo that I am so saturated with poison that If anything only Just touches mo nothing could postpone immediate death It you for Instanco touched mo with your teeth only It would kill you Instantaneously Nothing f Noth-ing could postpono death I Why wish to postpono death 1 said tho tiger cheerily I may toll you that I consider this meeting sheer good luck for I am tired of life and camo out to commit suicide Kindly stand still so while I spring A little farther to tho loft please Thank roulrunch |