Spanish Fork Press | 1905-12-21 | Page 2 | Mistaken in the Diagnosis

I MISTAKEN IN THE DIAGNOSIS I Doctors Error Affected the Size of His Pocketbook I Albert Levering tho blackand white artist responsible for so mapy C comics used to live in Chicago but recently transferred his allegiance to New York Ho took his hypochon drlacal tendencies with him and they I are still in good working order His 1 favorite pastime Is to read of soma deadly disease preferably a new one go to bed imagining he has It lie awake all night seek his doctor in the morning and get assurance that ho is in perfect health and then go back cheerfully to work One morning not long ago ho turned up at tho doctors just as tho man of medicine was getting into his carriage car-riage Im in a hurry called the doctor and cant stop to des you but its all rightyou havent got it Havent got what demanded the astonished artist Whatever it Is you thluk youve got Not a symptom of It Good bye and he drove away Well now said Levering turning to a lamppost as tho only witness of tho scene thats the tlmo hos mistaken mis-taken I know I have got Itten dollars dol-lars in my pocket to pay his last bill but If hes sure havent Ill try to get In hide with his diagnosis and ho went around to tho neared junk shop and invested the monoy in a pair of brass candlesticks and a copper cop-per kettle Philadelphia Post