Show BEST THIJ4G ABOMT BABY I i am afraid said a perplexed look man seated In a restaurant sadly king a cigar utter luncheon I amId I am-Id that I and my brother Charles never ho the friends we wore Kit You see It Is this way A Ho ago brother Charles was pre ed with a son and heir and like good fellow ho Is he named the clous infant after mehis bachelor flier I was away out West at tho but tho joyful news was duly graphed to me and I sent a cup shovel tlnd spoon and the lest Ilio outfit that uncles aro supposed apply to their nieces and nephows supposed that all was well Jho other day I arrived back in in and as In duty bound went up see tho wonderful baby Now that d In spite of tho fact that It was ued after me looked Just tike Ery other baby I over saw Of Jrse I tried to bo Interested and all It sort of thing and when they Juld ask me if I did not think it lIed like some ono I would say yes 111 1 1 had declared that the blooming of pink flesh looked like everybody from his greatgrandfather to tho Emperor Em-peror Napoleon During tho solemn ceremonies of Inspection tho child was heJd by a plump red clmeelted Irish lass with blue eyes that made you think of shining lakes amid quiet landscapes Oh she was a 1 peach that nurse But of course I had to pretend to be interested In-terested only In tho baby Well I thQught I had said I about all that was required of mo regarding the kid Goodness knows I lied as they led me cn and appeared to like it But brothel Charles was evidently not satisfied and following me to the door ho whispered to mo In an awestruck awe-struck voiceIt Is Charles first you know John that is a most remarkable remark-able baby It is extraordinary It snot s-not as you seem to think like other babies Now honestly dont you see anything remarkable about It Why yes I answered I link that baby has tho prettiest nurso I ever saw in my life Then I ran down the stops and Charles well I am steps afraid ho will never forgive me New York Press |