Show r AN ERROR Iff JVDGMENTnnn j I It is a lamentable factbut one not wholly devoid of humorous possibility that spotless rectitude through some wanton trick or irresponsible chance sometimes finds itself sailing under false colors There Is an elderly gentleman professor pro-fessor In a Western university who Is a paragon of all virtues great and small Even In such matter as diet rigid abstemlnousness Is observed by him His achievements In his line of work excellent In themselves are tho more noteworthy by having been accomplished ac-complished notwithstanding his delicate deli-cate eyesight To his intimates It Is also well known that the professor In earlier years displayed remarkable will power In overcoming a defect of speech which recurs now only in moments of extreme perturbation Tho excellent professor was returning return-ing homo at early dawn one day soon after college opened from tho bedside of a sick friend As ho proceeded hast ily across the campus his thoughts busy with his friend ho stumbled although he managed to recover himself him-self his spectacles became detached and fell Quite helpless without these aids to vision he got down on hands and knees and began to feel carefully In tho grass While tho search went on there approached ap-proached a young man a freshman not yet acquainted with all the faculty fac-ulty To him tho disturbed professor appealed for aid Young man he said nervously will you havo tho kindness to help me locato my gglasses Tho youth gazed indignantly down at tho scandalizing spectacle of a red faced elderly party violently pawning at tho earth It appears to me my elderly friend he said severely that youve already located about all the glasses you need |