Territorial Enquirer | 1881-03-30 | Page 4 | Wit and Humor

wit and A flary fiery ch argerA hotheaded hot headed entry enar clerk A tra grampa trampa nips motto A little earning aaroin Is ia it dangerous tit tiling ilig in many families the wife is ia the controller of the currency curr enoy lowell lowel gunner courier winter item in philadelphia news A cabbage loaf to in the hut hat will prevent pravel bun stroke dont disturb thom them mind mi ad that those who started with good aro are doing their lost best milieu gitla girls nevor never hung hang up their an elo exchange bange says they tw aus pend their hosiery some soma men take an lour hour to dress odreE iiii ia the morning in cincinnati they the can dress a hog in ia eight minutes altu alta no big bif ever scalped scalded tt a ticket anew new york news la Is that so BO we wa a aldaya 1 ways considered it L lo 10 0 baBi babinets the philadelphia chronicle Chro Chron nicla icid says buys that 1881 does not a pair of 0 lovers on a sofa because there ia ia I 1 tit at each coal end nd tho the first helion recorded happened on like LAO bria when the british era thought tho the end of time had bad come boston globe 1 shop oil what it a lovely vaso its antique fail id it not no maam its ita modern what a it was so pretty wisconsin Wi wolves have become so BO hard up for provender that they chase young moo men who part their hair in ill the center detroit free press A boston physician advertises for a wife who knows less than lie ho does home mort men are always reaching out after the unattainable falta alta A fashion item says bays 11 vermicelli vermidell icell I 1 ottoo ace is the latest novelty in lace goods twill doubtless bo be popular tor for 11 sipes LYo yonkers statesman extract from a letter from froin angelina 11 dear henry you yon ask it I 1 return your love yes yea henry I 1 have no use usa for it and return mcarn it with thanks baby rapt how do editors get in free to all ali the tha shows well sonny nit as a general rule they give 85 5 worth ol of alver advertising alvertia ing for a twenty five cent ticket street gamin to a friend bay bill bil yer must mast quit goli 2 to variety shows allows every night or poop poo lull tike take you tor for it country member othe 0 the legislator coston post oar frontier must bo be more moo closely guarded thero there has been something nom ething too much of Waa diara weather smug glad over the border this thia winter boston transcript the german language is very peculiar it iu its construction tako take for instance the llie word 11 horse 11 in german is neuter gender this no doubt will be neuter many of our readers the tha egy egyptian lion emblem of a serpent with its calyin tail in its mouth is ia the iho earliest historical reference refe ronco to tho the garment still in vogue known as the tha swallowtail swallow tail tall ii Bal bulletin letin the old joko joke about the size eiza of ill the 0 pedal extremities of chicago belles is played out WO we aon sider it a sort of effete jake jaked floston boston post thou wh why attempt to pedal it out again ton toa suffering community 2 if you an au editor and ad it poem builder should tender you a production in which the word stood out in bold relief would you waft your inkstand inke tanil at ai h his I 1 a head or would you nearly die of ut matture t are will you have your oysters seat loped asked a galveston waiter of a eteen feieda customer from tho the interior have the oysters scalded scalped ged no but you can scalp the tha buttor butter if you want to it needs it tho the worst kind the rising generation is ia lamentably ignorant at ono one ot of our country schools Boh the question was waa asked 1 I who is at the boa bead of the united states government and every be boy in the class promptly answered 11 hitt bitting ng ball the editor ot of it scotia wrote tho the following hoad head lito imo to 0 a dispatch lich I 1 11 the british lion shaking LIB his bauo mane lt lie ile was unable to oat cat his breakfast next morning when he be found the printers version version of 0 the matter the british lion skating in maina blaine it your wife evinces unusual affection for you ion just about this thia time ona ana never fails to meet you yon at the door with a kiss dont lay it ft all to tenderness ashes just ait dying to lo know it you yon have hara broken your conr now new years resolution and commenced on lager esgain 1 oshkosh advocate he was wall a uno looking man t and he be proudly atrat strat ted down the t he sidewalks w with ith the air ot of proprietorship in a ever every y movement 11 beg par pardon on said a stronger us as he be stopped stepped t ap p to hi bim m hat bat in hand in utmost humility 11 do I 1 have love your cormis permission 8 ion to remain in in town 0 ter over n night 2 A story cornea comes from boston that a woman who brought her pall pail to be tilled filled at t a soul bauro bouro in that city was wag asked how tunny mony she had in la her family and replied 11 six my husband myself two dogs and two cats and please do not put pat BO be much ia a the soup boup the thedora dogs dont like it the new orleans picayune publishes an item entitled 11 Rom remedies edies for ln in seats wo wa always supposed insects to be remarkably healthy and wo we would fain encourage soy any milady that would deplete their numbers we regret exceedingly cee that such buch an ablo able paper a as the picayune should lie be inter esteil in their behalf SPEAKING ron HIMSELF A amount of self conceit Is ii the secret of happiness one can revel ia his good 0 pinion opinion of himself when the tha cold world has bag no BO opinion of him at all 11 my lover loter said bald a young Jaily may lave have very plain features but between his hia mesa and his chin he has which always speaks a good word for him johnny you dont know how proud proad I 1 was to hays hare you at the head bead of f your 0 u r cities analow and now you von have fallen 1 back ever evero 80 afar far 11 you are ara to blame blama for it ram ma 11 now how to BO johnny the bible says pride goes before a full Your Iride went before ray my tall fall be ba sides it is same bemo other L loys mother mo thero 4 turn to feel stuck stack up news A foreigner on one ocoa occasion sion indulging in doubts of t the a existence of 0 an overruling providence sidney smith who hail bad observed him evidently well satisfied with ith lis his repast said yon yea must admit that thero there is great genius anti an thought in that dish 11 aam lio lie replied nothing can ha be better 11 may I 1 then ask ak are ara you p prepared r kitred to deny the existence of 70 the c cook 0 0 M asked sidney ananey I 1 I 1 I 1 la