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Show And Half Wrong "Jane says she thinks Tm great wit." "Well, she's half right, anyway." any-way." Not His Want "Well," asked the landlady, showing a prospective lodger hef best bedroom, "what do you think of it as a whole?" "Oh, I suppose it's all right a holes go," was the reply, "but it was a bedroom I wanted." Handed Down "And do you really mcaa to say I'm the first girl you've ever kissed?" "Yes, darling. Any skill I may have is inherited." Don't bother about the size of the man in the fight. What counts Is the size of the fight in the man. ner Prospect Father-Isn't it time you were entertaining the prospect of matrl- mony? T Daughter Not quite, Dad. He won't be here until eight o'clock. Some Satisfaction "Would you be happy if you had all the money you wanted?" "I'd be happy if I had all the money my creditors wanted." Internal Use "And how did you find the bath salts, madam?" asked the druggist. drug-gist. , "Well, they taste very nice, said the shopper, "but I dont think they have the same effect as a real bath." Surprised Him Speed Fiend (after tht run) Wheel Don't you feel glad you're alive! Timid Patsenger Clad Unt tht word! Tm amazed. Private Performance "And is there any instrument you can play?" asked the hostess who was pressing a guest to entertain en-tertain the party. "Not away from home, he replied. re-plied. "That's strange. What do you play at home?" The guest sighed deeply as he answered: "Second fiddle I" |