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Show I Tuesday, October 4, 1910. Tho big State Fair is yours. In Utah, insurgoncy is not. a success at Tnsurging. " Tsror is political pie the kind that Mother used to mnkc. Even with the "safety"' bicycle a. littln sanity should bo exorcised. Also the death" list m 'automobile nu inp should bo .subjected to a downward revision, There seems to be no escape from the. high cost of "living, since radium is a non-cdiblo. One thing that hasn't been 'heard from Doctor C'rippen is complaint concerning con-cerning "tho law's delay's." Maybe Mormon officials deem it to be sufficient to publicly administer to their new pol3'gamists the "silence rebuke." News of a threat to begin a libel suit on account of new polygamy is one of the latest contributions to the gaiety of the Nation. There nrc those who hesitato about climbing into the Roosevelt, bandwagon so long as tho Colonel insists upon acting act-ing as chauffeur. "AH who arc in favor of the motion will please signify it by raising the right' hand. Contrarjmiindcdbythesatno-Bigncarriedunanimously. Contrarjmiindcdbythesatno-Bigncarriedunanimously. ' ' Tom Wntson ronsidcrs that the "whole Nation" seems to be "plunging "plung-ing hellwanl." But Tom was never very friendly toward Teddy. But tho church -Republicans arc not in favor of local option in the exercise of the franchise by the Mormon pco-pie. pco-pie. What they desire is local coercion. "There's many a slip 'twixt tho cup Hl and the lip," as Apostle-Senator Smoot Hl may yet. be able to -say in reference to that fraudulent tax-list gobble and his "Mouth. 'J It seems that the Democrats arc pay-ing pay-ing more attention to Mr. Bryan's ivishos since they have been expressed to the effect that ho shall not be nom-inatcd nom-inatcd again. Four Utah wives are sought by mail from "Wyoming, we arc informed; or should it. have read "male," since a number of our new polygamists are known to reside in that State? 1 Looks as if the Mormon' hicrarchs have shifted their colonizing activities from Canada ami Mexico to Salt Lake count'. But then, it must be reuiem-bered reuiem-bered that an important election ap-proaches.j ap-proaches.j When President Cannon asked people in tho tabernacle to "point nut errors" in the Mormon church, was it the fact that his auditors were tttrangcrs that possibly prevented lingers from being pointed in the direction of the pulpit 7 Having had their platforms and tick-ets tick-ets so readily prepared for them, the church .Republican henchmen are now only hoping that there will be equal expedition and facility displayed in the matter of knocking th'c hoops off the tithing barrel, One lady who has written for a mag-azinc mag-azinc naj's that the Saltair resort was highly moral and respectable until the Gentiles got control of it, Just a little more of tho sort of "inspiration" that, for instance, Elder Ben E. Rich is so capable of putting forth, und the lady might huve further said that tho Mor-mon Mor-mon church was not new polygamous until th' Gentiles began to "adminis- I tcr the ordinances and endowments" in tho Mormon temples |