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Show Ill ly Butter goes up! This hot weather has oven the cows faded. H; That which many need is lighter cut- Hl inu and heavier thinking. A good place for the saints to start Hj prohibition would bo at Saltnir. Did you do your part in giving the orphans a good day's pleasure? Utah welcomes into the Union hor two sisters on ihc south. We'll forg'ct all about that Arizona strip. Have .vou taken nofe of the Utah girls and boys who have won high honors nt Eastern colleges and universities? HH If the revolutionary plans along the Mexican border arc carried out, the 6lngan down there will be bueiios dias, Dias. The latest thing in the pension lino is the proposition to pension olY the HK broken down fans. Hurrah for the na- Hff lional game! The daily papers will soon have to start Roosevelt departments, a page each, devoted to the hourly activities of the Colonel. Elder-Apostle C. W. Pcnroso came homo yesterday from his, mission in BBS Liverpool. "Bad pennies always rc- B turn' they say. B An Eastern " editor says chat what woman hides man cannot find. In Utah BBS the men hide the women and no one except the "initiated" can find them. The waltz, according to good critics, BBl is evolving into a dance requiring faster BBI revolving. Tho new speed standard is BBS placed by the terpsichorean masters at fif ty-fivo beats per minute. Philander C. Knox evidently knows thp difference between a sure thing and B a political .inck-poL He refuses to give B up the Secretaryship for tho chances of B becoming Governor of Pennsylvania. BftV Most people will seo but tho moving pictures of the big fight. Why not let the champions go through the motions in somo shady park, giving Jeffries tho de- BBB cision ou general principles, or call it a B tlraw, Dr. J. E. Talniago says wG overlook the fact that there arc still great men on earth. This should bo good news in B Utah, obpecially to the "chosen pco- pie." that is, if the Doctor did not in- B elude "the 'Lord's anointed." If you desire to lenrn the scientific sido of polygamy, and at the same time BBI see conclusive proofs of its damnable efTeets, take a course in the psychology BBI of celestial marriage undor Professor Hickman at Beaver. Apostle Penrose might be able to give some of the more recent aspects. Liven in saying that the high cost of; living has a great deal to do with BBI preventing new polygamous marriages, BBB Mr. Smoot was stall unwilling to ad- BBfl mit ,tjaL any disposition to honor pledges enters into the case. But tho Hj appstle made another big mistake in asserting that there' is any diminution of tho practice at all. Kldcr Hcber C Kimball 'in the Tab-erpaele, Tab-erpaele, April 2, 1854, said: "You have been gathered from the nations of Hj tho earth, from among tho kindreds, tongues and peoples of the world, to Bj the valley of the Great Salt Lako, to iurify and sanctify yoursolves, and be-conic be-conic likQ tho "nssive day in the hands of tin? fitter." Those ideas arc still "gospol, " and Josoph P, is the prosent potior. Are you part of the clay? |