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Show You can't "cut. much ice." Have you heard tbo noiseless fire-cracker? fire-cracker? Watch the -weeds, not the titer-mometor. titer-mometor. The thirst for know-ledge is now tak-HH tak-HH ing a lay off. B The principal topic in Oklahoma is B the Capita joke. B As the poet said, "It never will be B '.Frisco aiiy more." HH You may hand out lemons now with- B out fear of disfavor. B What is tho third decree? Every B man who knows can't fell. B Ec a detective, catch those train B robbers. You can cam $1500, perhaps B more. . B Those youthful chicken thieves should B bo placed on a poultry farm and kept B there. . B Arizona and New Moxico should take B lessons on capii'al moving und save B trouble. B Every finder of J. P. Smith's hand fl means something, especially the B "ring" finger. fl A June bride, on a June day, is bet- B tcr than any rose; in fact, the roses are B mere imitations. B It might relieve the situation to B have Peary deliver a lecture hero on the B ice fields of the north. B People want a good night's sleep on BB 5 the way to Reno; they won't get much B after thoy get there. HB Tn Ogden, July 8, Utah postmasters B -will discuss the best ways of handling B the public and their private business. B The state food bureau wants the pconlo to know what they are getting B at the soda fountains. No one objects. Salt Lake is very cosmopolitan, hav-ing hav-ing reunions of no less than fifteen -nationalities, and they mako quite a noise, too. HV Governor Spry has boon appointed as Bw a member of the advisory board of the Hl American Crisis, a Civil war organiza- Hfjl t'ion. But this "crisis" in Utah' needs Hill Americans. KfB -H There are "news telephones" now BB being brought forth that will givo B everybody all the news all the time B right in the homo, but most people will have to see it. B The Republicans don't know what to fl do with Roosevelt, and the Democrats B atill have Bryan on their hands. It may be that Eoosevclt will do as Bryan has done, that is, do them. It is reported that the original copy B of the Mexican Declaration of Tnde-B Tnde-B jicndcnce is lost and can't be found, fl Diaz likely hid it so that he could B make one to his liking. B Pinchot says, "We, as a nntion, have lost confidence in Congress." B Many people lost' the samo thing in Pinchot and haven't found it again; in B fact, they don't caro to look for it. B "The principle of plurality of wives B never will bo done away, although some sisters have had revelations B that, when this time passes away and HB they go through the veil, every woman HB will havtj&Ea husband to hersoic." II. BB C. Kimball. October 6, 1SH5. Kvidoiitlv fcmalo rovclatious don't amount to much. -- - - |