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Show Ii i . Pioneer day. , Everybody 's business boosting. ' liy walking (o tlio right you give your fellow citizen the opportunity for , j" doings likewise. 1 . No one will deny, however, that Sonntor Sutherland knows when, how and -for whom to say.-"Me, too." i Local Welshmen are up in arms bo-. bo-. , causo the only living ox-Prosidcul lias slain a couple of "hippotomthomusos." j ' Modorn ugilist would be totally dc-.ji dc-.ji vo'nl of gratitude if they didn't re-jf re-jf voro the memory of the inventor of typewriters. y " ' ;ll Apostlo Smoot loves to tinker with ! the tariff, but when it comes to West-" West-" ; orn intcrosts, lie doefcirt "give a tink-I tink-I cr's damn" for them. 1 i j Having walked across the continent J J at the age of 71. Edward Payson Wos-ij Wos-ij I ton has effectually put the Osier chloro-I chloro-I , form doctrine to sleep, f . Kvelyn Thaw announces that she will I again ose as a model; yet it goes with-'! with-'! out saying that the others of her sex j will -not regard hoi as one. , Woiild-be aviators arc coming to an understanding of the fact (hat air-ships air-ships are not yet sufficiently well (j, trained to do a clean and clover double-j double-j somersault in midair. . : Nevertheless, nobody lias ever heard ' Ajiofitle Grant, the forefront and all-I all-I 1 round Pooh-Bah of Utah "prohibi-E "prohibi-E j tion," sing that worshipful hymn on- titled, "How Dry T Am!" ' i Bi, I .Galveston, Texas, has received an- HV. other baptism; but on that account it must not be argued that it is the n I town -'a sinfulness that necessitates 'f re- qucnl repctitioh of the immersion. j S Kui among all the guests who arc to KT b'oV '"recipients of Zipping Zion's hos- H ( piiality during the big G. A. I?. Na- H;, i tional ICncampmont you will not be ll.'j l'c hnd old General Depression. H! fc'uch regulations and rocuirciucnts as I would- cli.'iractcrizc an income tax law 'j would not be in harmony with our bo- H i "lls prophet's cpnimandnient, "Pay jj yj'.w'p thing and mind your own busi- 1 Doctor. Eliot.,, of Harvard university, H' h predicts the early advent of a new re- H-j i ligion. ' It won't take, though, 'because Hh ' - hcdcclarcR that 'it is , to .be without 1" snpeffctition,-spooks, bug-a-boo's or hob- B goblins. j ' After all the changes that will even- j tually have been made in the new tariff 'j f bill, .it is doubtful if its authors will gl bo nl)lo to recognize it; and very likely Hii J '" will bo still more certain that thoy Hjj i wdii 'f want to. Hl ff, Colonel Roosevelt has killed a chnrg- . ij i'fg lion; which should servo' as duo no- " Hcc to lious in general Unit when thoy '' are performing for tho auiusemont of ;i Mighty JLunter (hey should le ex- H' '. tremely careful not to charge .tooMiiuch. 1. $ Well, if the brethren desiro to con- Hl nolidate their political quorums for the ,; coming city election under the name of a. "citizens' ' movement," let 'em. Ht Aniurlfuns are rather purtial to taking V .' ono Jiito, a( a cherry, ' Itv will ' be nolicoil, ' loo, that when Bt, "-. -i'v fn:i in:-i,.,-.r (lun!; :i lot of impnro milk into tho gutter, tho oll'i'iiding dairyman is not sufficiently courteous toK nay, "Help yourself; thorn's ple;it3' more wlicie that oamo from." |