Show tramp thinking to obtain sympathy I 1 say cumi aint got nowhere that I 1 kin call a home and I 1 aint eat nutria all day would yon mind it mum if I 1 in the until mornin lady of the house who knows eav any ob factions yon can drop down there anywhere only remember that as I 1 dont charge yon anything for your i bodgin 1 shall expect you to shovel the f now away frem the house in the momin A colorado editor says in his paper yesterday wo were again married it will be remembered that both of our former wives eloped with the foreman of the office to avoid aay father inconvenience of the kind we this time married a lady who is herself a compositor and she will set the type while we hustle for the decka who owe on subscription 1 I never can enjoy poetry when I 1 am cooking said an old lady who dropped in on a neighbor recently bat when I 1 step out to feed the pigs and myself on the fence and throw cay soul into a few lines of wait till the clouds roll by it does seem as if this earth was made to live on after all countryman to bookseller my wife wants me to get her a tei ment bookseller yes sir now testament countryman well I 1 dunno if youve one that aint too much used up reckon a sec ond hand one would suit her just as well A peet sings thus what are you to me my darling A shelter from the rain when poesy renders a man unable to tell the difference between a girl and an umbrella it is time that poets were required to take out a high priced license |