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Show I. Our hats off to Hon. .John A. Mar- Khali, the booster. David B. Hill is demonstrating his po-litical po-litical acumen br keeping out of politics. pol-itics. Apparently the odorless onion has at least a scent the better of that submarine subma-rine scandal. " On tho other hand, even a woman with a bad aim could throw a brick and hit that bank robber. 'li II; will not be a bit surprising to learn. W after a while, that Mr. Taft started in at the big end of the horn. V"! ' t ; New York is said r.o bo a musical city: and, so far as grand opera is concerned. f -she paj's handsomely for it, loo. Xeison realizes that he is not the first man to praise the prophet for the purpose pur-pose of keeping valued favor. r But the prophet's favorite optiou is tn obey or disobey God as he pleases., to accommodate his burning lust. t . ''There are indications that criticism of the Fairbanks cocktail conies from those who prefer to take it straight. Anywa', The Tribune will be as liberal lib-eral as the law, and will not insist fhat Air. Nelson shall incriminate himself. The modified mandamus of the Fed- ! cral District Court in the smelter case saves the farmers in spite of themselves. .Respecting the insolent Castro, the country' is patiently waiting to hear the a big stick make a noise like one grand a swat. '" An Oklahoma 7uan declares that he found a snake in a can of molasses. Oklahoma, as you are aware, is a pro-j pro-j hibition .Stale. i And if prohibition in Utah would pro- lubit as disappointingly as the Woodruff j 'inhibition of polygamy inhibits, then ; what's the use 7 E YeB; but the brethren should suit l their actions to their professions in words in other language, they should quit selling booze. Of course, every man to his opinion; and he may, if lie so desires, believe that it is a greater sin to smoke a cigar 'than it is to steal $1067250. '.Joseph F. is 'glad to know that tho paints lake interest iu what .is lo be presented pre-sented to them for their "approval"1 never disapproval, look you. The Saints have a more prosperous look every year when they come to con. forence, owing to the money they get from the great Gentile industry of min- " v . Emperor William, moreover, must j come to the plain understanding that this country expects always to have a word, to sRy as lo who shall be its representatives. rep-resentatives. A Democratic club in "New York has invited Mr. Bryau to dine with its members, mem-bers, under the stipulation that he .is to be a good. little boy the kind that ib expected to be seen but not heard. Glorying over the endorsement of . Senator Hopkins, by the Illinois Republican Re-publican Stnto convention, the Descret Aews is nevertheless rr-minded that the lection ib to come a little daler' on; ' ' . ' t and that, in almost every act ting of eggs there are some which do not produce pro-duce chicken. |