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Show IM .-. Boost with all your heart and with . botJi hands. I Persons who walk to the right give 1 1 --'avidonco of cood citizenship, r I & , l 1 The fat subscription list hath charms I-' 'to soothe the candidate's breast. L P r' Anyway, the Independence .party is L , '.-' finite sure of one largo subscription. ) Nevertheless, the sheath sown will be L regarded as more- of a Insure than a , ' necessity. y. v Tf you love your friends in other I communities, tell tliera to come and live .in Suit Lake. K But this cool weather is not expected K ' i'J have, n tendency to cnlarcc tho ice 'iiian's blissfulncss. H ' Jn the opinion of the politician, how- Bl " ''.oyr. the most interesting election "re- H v..t)ums" are the olTicos. ' ) Quite a larcc number of Utah citizens V' ...stand ready to assure Apostle Snioot that the worst is j-ot to come to him. ; ' Mr. Rockefeller feels grateful that he j doesn't havo to pay that bid fine yet, j ,." .the oyslr-r season will soon be here. About time for Salt Lako's musicians to cet tocether a good military band , .to defend tho city's reputation in. the ' coming Eisteddfod. '- Although many person are asking "Who is lIisgcll?', it must not be aa-i. aa-i. , sinned that the' inquiry is made under j determination to vote for tho geutlc- . " riiaij. . Senator Warren of Wyoming is said L .0wn tlle Iar"cst' s,,?ep ranch in tho t'.Vnited States, affording to him plcnty I of wool to pull over tho eyes of his ' 'opponent U! J'' .: Physicians in Atlanta, Georgia, have dctcrmiiiod not to attend persona who " fro unable to pay for their Borvices; ? - which should result in an improved J showing in the mortuary statistics. ? -( "Mr. Bryan is gaining every day," -nays the Memphis Commercial" Appeal. The dispatches also inform us that Mr. ;Taft. is afraid to weigh himself, lest yha, discover that ho has lost no flesh. ( Colon?! C. Ed Loose understands that .although ho is not to be permitted to . "have the Governorship, lie still has tho '. comforting thought tliat he will be K, , privileged to keep on putting up the HT i 'monc3". ' Mr- Unrriman has not only proved h 1 .";lliat there is nothing tho matter with K, .his digestion, but he has managed to B, nlso demonstrato that there is nothing much tjie matter with his powers of as- H! fiinilation. B . vJ i -Thomas fcdison may not be considered i i very wealthy man with his twenty- BfT fivo millions; but it is reasonable to as- siimc that this sum is. a trifle more than Hli '"ost people" are in the habit of keeping around tho house. It i required in Vienna that before f liian liiay go up in n. balloon ho must mh cct t,(s wUcu consent of his wife. H( Ir l,iat iIon ,vrc also applictl to tho Hfc muUr of hanHing the gun that no ouo knows is loaded, sensible wives might bo able to save many a human life. |