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Show I 1 1 Let no moss gather on your boost, j'i i ! Let's sec; who was Senator Jefferson ' ; Davis, anyway? 1 Prepare for the exit of the Toddy . hear aud tho advent of the Billy 'possum. i Kvtdcutly the desire of sonic indi- ! . viduals is io make the water wagon in i ". 'Utah a comniou carrier. Pugilist Jeffries will take up John- , i sou;s defi, provided tho latter waits j while the former nuweights. ji jt Monday's weather almost caused peo- " " pic-' to c.vpect Uiat. any day they will . -be-hearing of heat prostrations. ! Freedom of the press, as the Presi- y. rleut appears to understand it, incuus & freedom to say only that which he ap- '? proves. , 3 di looks as if the Society for the Sup-': Sup-': prqssion of Uuuccessarj-" Noises could , g .just -now find ample employment iu 4 Wabhiuglou. Every timo the Senatorship is lnen- j .1 tinned Apostle Siuoot's "Mouth" gives , forth .such shrieks us if it were afflicted ' with a badly aching tooth. k Although the Wall street bulls may v continue to boost the price of any j stock, the other fellows will just as , ( persistently grin and bear it. I , " I & Confidence has been restored but 5 not to such au extent as to induce the , i Inttiness man to leave his cash lying .; arouud where Wall street can get at it. ' The spring time is not far distant, j'i but for the sake of economy tho good j man of. tho house will argue that it will I .. be foolish for him to beat the carpets to a frazzle. ! j '; With respect to the methods which :3 "" lie pursue in that Oregon land matter, there may be things other thau , i speeches that Mr. Tillman now wishes I neve out of his system. j r " : .ji Mr.- Roosevelt recently took a ninety-oighi-milo horseback ride; but it. is not ;:' thought--that the horse ho strode upon j: that oceasiou was as high as the one he ! ' rides in tho White House. r' But don't you think that Zipping Zion is growing passably well uudcr tho present phiu of municipal government? Hj "Ye shall know them by their fruits," j as the prohet is fond of saying. H liver notice that a man who is con- ! tiniially boasting concoruiug the mag- ; uitudn uf his property holdings and H ,!; .bank account always sing3 smaller H when the assessor heaves into vicw7 i '! liven if prohibition should carry, its Hj I -ji . ; opponents wouldn't bo so cruel as to suggest a measure compelling agitators Hl jj; of tho movement to drink the quality of H stuff that will then he sold on tho sly. H ili It is announced that "Sis Hopkins" jj is to appear at ono of tho local then- fl tors; but those persons who aro ac- H (uaintcd should not be misled into the . !i 'ca that a distinguished Illinois Scna- H ; , tor meant, H ; In a bear hunt hero on Sunday it fl , jjj was a young woman in tho hunting H; " ;i party .who "succeeded in bagging the ij ;nme. It is to bo hoped, however, that Ij lhg,, lady's achievement may not call l forth such a robuke as was delivered H '4 to those seminary girls who passed Mr. B Roosevelt on horseback. , There is ono little matter of which , ! :JSQSlH2.lil4'- rpniind-jour visiting Legis- lators: In ninotoen-f on Salt Lako will hnvo two hundred thousand population, and there ought to be a capitol building build-ing here such as will keep the dignity of tho Stale, in pace with the growth of the city. |