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Show I Winter Is again on tlio job. Be .iusfc to your fellows "by -walking to ithe rigjit. Speaking of the lid, has prohibition "been. ca.nned? For the " fresh " youth there is usually usu-ally a rod in pickle. Don't discard your flannels because you Bee a straw hat in a shop window. If you want to find tho foolki'Ilcr nowadays, look where the ico is thin-est. thin-est. Congressman Willetc is now at lib-, lib-, erty to tell us how it fools to be expunged. ex-punged. ' Even if on the Sabbath you permit your boast to rest, it ought to go double on Monday. Evidently they merely marched the prohibition hosts up tho hill, and marched thom down again. I "Even California is passing an anti-i anti-i race track bill," says tho Louisville Post. Yes; passing it up, so far. i Mr. James Piorpont Morgan has bought George Washington's sword. Now to dig up that little hatchet. Liberty bell is to visit Salt Lnko; and it could tell us an interesting story, except that it keeps a still tongue. Thank you, Mr. Weatherman, for doing do-ing your best to deprive the iceman of an excuse for raising prices next summer. sum-mer. t Suffragettes are invading Germany. If there is anything on earth that, would cause the kaiser to break his silence, it has arrived. ' In view of present food prices, if; may be. perfect' proper to doublo the President's Presi-dent's salary; but what are the rest of ' us to do? Let it not be forgotten that Zipping Zion is bound to bavo a State capitol buildipg sooner or later, and that it had better be sooner. And if tho proposed now fashion shall prevail, what a gaudy contrast may be presented by the woman with blue hair and tho man with pink whiskors! ,If . millionaires are unhappy as Mr. Burroughs says they are, they will find plenty of people quite ready to relieve them of the cause of their misery. Mr. B. F. Grant doubtless feels justified justi-fied in his indignation; but can ho ex- plain why it is that Mr. Smnot may retain re-tain an apostleship whilo possessed of an apostate "Mouth"? "Whatsoever thy hand lindeth to do, do it with thy might; for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in the grave, whither thou ' I goest." Ecclesiasles, ix., 10. Official figures indicate that tho .Tap-aneso .Tap-aneso population in the United States ij had a net increase of but 3S5 during i the year 190S; but Califurniaus feel tljat their State must have been over-looked over-looked in tho count. iHI . ' J It appears that while the Board of , I' Education is withholding the pay of I1 school teachers it is careful to meet the demands of the janitors. Which otily goeB to show that overt in thin country autocracy commands special considcra-tion. considcra-tion. The vote cast for Senator Hopkins , has been growing smaller since the thir- II' tecnlh ballot. Hero is whero superstition supersti-tion finds vindication, perhaps, but only with Mr. Hopkins. Tho remainder of tho country will rognrd the dreaded thirteen as tho luckiest of lucky numbers. |