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Show It Lest, wo forget Boost! , , For second, "Yalil Yahl Yonsou?" v ITow would you like to be a Democrat I in Utah? ' Pardon .us. if you plcaso; but kindly ' walk to the right. i i r "Hurrah for Bill!!" is a dead suro r'ign that you aro for one party or the J. other. , Although Mr. J'aft was Iho favorite ' .of the convention, Mr. "Roosevelt was of l good cheer. Bui if -we do have prohibition in Utah, ) "-what shall wo do with all the suak'cs the J pioneers failed to kill? ' Anyway, in making their fight against tyranny, the Mormon people have uoth-Hl uoth-Hl ing to lose but their shackles. Between present paved streets and promised salvatiou there is a mighty ditl'ercncc, oven at tho same price. H Brigham City people aro complaining .4 about their postmaster. 'Why don't they h tliavc liim up beforo the Mormon high 4 council? fl , During tho Chicago convention there HM were thirty persons prostrated. Did i . Senator Knox have- so many delegates as that? Any hoodlum who would spoil hun-' hun-' dreds.of dollars-7 worth of clothing upon tho persons of inoffensive females would grin -at his mother's 'funeral. a HT On the other hand, if Mr. John Hays H, JIaiuniond. is still desirous of being HT !jshown,-ho undoubtedly can find plenty 1 "of other persons with gold bricks. "When the Taft band wagon takes on 'everything from a patriotic Sccrolary ftf War to a bunch of defiant law-.breakers, law-.breakers, it is indeed a carryall.' 'f From 03'stor Bay comes the news that tho President, is doing about as well as could be expected, and is still able to ,sit up and take his ham and eggs. ' lie And if the paper trust shall continue To have its way, how long will it be '..before 'nothing under a hundred-dollar j5ill can be printed upon its product? Hl "Of course the directoire gown might ' bo attacked by injunction. 'J Cleveland Plain Dealer. Injunction bo hanged! What's the matter with Anthony Corn-. Corn-. stock? Joseph F. Smith swears that siuco tho manifesto ho has" not performed a plural marriage ceremony on tho face of tho earth.. Well, on the faco of the water, thon? ' i. Whatcvor may be the outcome of the prohibition movement hero, Zions Co- operative Mercantile Institution, with tho "Holiness to the Lord' 'trademark, H will continuo to sell its speak-easy Hi boozo, . H' . Pretty soon the hierarchs will have H; things -so arranged that the politioal B. .yar cry "will. janglo along in' tho indofl- H nile form of Kecd'Siiiootlor and John C. H Cutloot, and the dovil and Joseph F. B' knows what. Ki - H'i ' "The Tribune paragrapher might ask Bj Joseph F; Smith's son-in-law to explain Hi 'the laying on of hand?,' " suggests a t respected gentleman. For tho reception of , what? Tho gift of the holy ghost, H1' cash, or a good licking? , It is eaid that one officer gently took Bj ;.tho sleaurout of an enthusiastic vandal, BXt ami left him in the gutter. Which was as well as could be, except that the street sweeper didn't got him along with tho other rubbish. |