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Show I. Get ready for tho veterans. I No American was over known to "be I ( afraid. j ' ' This certainly is to be tho biff boost , day for Utah. ' . j :- Supposing that possibly you might ' overloolc the matter, Boost! Go to the Salt Lake theater tonight and help to sound tho bugle call to liberty. lib-erty. However, tho weather man appears to;bc averse lo encouraging anj man to '. wear kilts. ' i. Water costs eighty cents a gallon in I '' Shenandoah. Ah! there's tho paradise I - for the small boy! Hj Advices from tho sheriff's office are ' to the effect that Hie fover has been H; considerably reduced. ;JPity the poor fDemocrat,, in Utah; for his portion is to weep, and to -wail, '"ami" to gnash his teeth. i , Doubtless it would bo qnite impossible 1 now to convince Apostle Smoot that the H. , campaign is not warming up. H'' Pitiably gad is tho present aspect of H th 11 Democratic" rooster in Utah. Uis strut has wilted and his tail feathers " aro all gone. The fishhook cactus always points to Hl the south. Even the products of nature B indicato tho direction in. which the brethren arc going. - 'Tonight at the Salt Lake theater will bo hold ono of the greatest conventions Hi tho vrorid over witnessed. Be early if. B . 3'ou would have n seat. 'And fhoso persons who aro still un-ablo un-ablo to believe that the hierarchs inter-i'ero inter-i'ero in politics have onlj' lo ask Unclo H', ifosso Knight to bo convinced. Hp Fashion has declared itself against H: ' hips; but thcro is no doubt that thoso Hl ' whicli precede tho hurrah aro still en- joying somo public favor. v , H' 3r.i Elbert Hubbard has declnTed him- : uelf for Mr. Taft. What tho Rcpub- -lican nominee has ever dono to tho Philistin'o, the Lord only knows! Apostlo Smoot and Uncjc Jesso Hj Knight have buried the hatchot, it 7 seems and right between tho shouldcr-Rl shouldcr-Rl : blades of the Utah "Democracy." h! -'In this national game of political ten-ni, ten-ni, each of the spellbinders appears lot only to uso a racquet in his hand I but also a considerable noiso in his I mouth. . Ko. Inquirer; wo aro not a bit sur- ' prised that you thought The Very Hon- j arable Li Sam to be a Mormon high H priest; but tho fact is, he is a Chinese 1 newspaper editor. . Judging by tho amount of noise that I thoy" don't make, ono would ocarcoly i l-o .able to realize that thero are eoven andidates for tho Vice-Prcsidoncy of B. the United States. B ' ' B 1 A paper which gets out a "prosperity B' J cJjtion,''.-and at -the same time snarfs at, lies about, and quarrels with, tho leading cause of that prosperity, belittles be-littles its own enterprise and belies its own assumptions, in both directions. |
