Show TAKE 5 AND NEW OAR CAR BALTIMORE MD Thieves MD-Thieves Thieves broke Into the office of a Towson automobile dealer recently and took 5 from the cash register That wasn't so bad but they escaped escaped es es- es by driving a new coupe right out out of a showroom door in the broad daylight The automobile automobile automobile auto auto- mobile was valued at I OLD CUMBERLAND MD Mrs Susan May recently celebrated her one hundred and eighth birth birth- day Born in Pendleton county Va now West Wesl Virginia Mrs May lived most of her life in Moorfield W. W Va but she sho now lives with her granddaughter Mrs Edgar T. T T Lewis in Cumber Cumber- land HEART TICKS LIKE CLOCK DETROIT MICH If it were not for a device in Spurgeon Cooleys Cooley's heart t that hat h a t makes his heart icart tick like a clock doctors say Cooley couldn't live Surgeons Surgeons Sur Sur- Sur 1 geons goons installed a transparent I plastic elastic valve in dooley's Cooleys chest to correct a leaking heart valve A plastic ball baIt bounces In the valve as regular as the heartbeat causIng causing caus- caus Ing ng the ticking noise A BOMB A-BOMB SCARE OAKLAND CALIF Residents Residents Resi Resl dents in the Piedmont Pines area of the north Oakland Hills were literally frightened to d de death e a t h I when they saw a yellow powdery powdery pow pow- dery film on houses and lawns thinking it might be ash from the Nevada atomic blasts Civil Defense technicians with Geiger Gelger counters rushed out to check and sound found nothing City Health Director Director Di Di- rector J. J C. C Geiger Gelger however assured assured assured as as- the residents that the ash was pollen from flowering acacia trees and pure poison polson to asthma sufferers TRIPLETS ENOUGH BRISTOL ENGLAND Although Al AI though her doctor had told Mrs Georgina Stubbs that she was to have quadruplets she had only triplets two boys and ad a girl Mr and Mrs Stubbs were satisfied satisfied satis satis- fied tied they already have two boys EMPLOYER SAVES BALTIMORE MD Elbert Sykes year old well wen digger burled buried to his neck In sand and I dirt at the bottom of a 20 foot well was saved when his employer employer employer em em- lowered himself Into the hold and carefully shoveled the dirt away Sykes was uninjured A FLYING SPARROW BLO BLOOMINGTON ILL What's so unusual about a flying sparrow Well nothing particular lar except in this Instance the flying sparrow is a man Corporal Corporal Corporal Cor Cor- Joseph H. H Sparrow who Is squad leader in Company 1 of the Airborne Infantry at Fort Port Campbell Ky TOOTHACHE COSTLY BALTIMORE MD J. J R. R OLeary O'Leary 55 was out of jail just two days before he was back In again He explained the reason for his drunken condition on the fact that he had a toothache He got a bottle boUle 61 of f whisky to deaden the pain and when he poured it into his mouth he help swallowing some some The judge sentenced him to thirty days in jail to get some dental treatment treat treat- ment WAS VAS IllS HIS FACE RED RED OMAHA NEB When the state safety patrolman stopped a Sidney Neb High School teacher teach teach- er recently and asked why he was with expired license plates the teacher who was driving a student driver training car commented commented commented com com- I guess I was neglect neglect- ful The teacher had to meet court the next week |