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Show H Senator Bailey wcepg. hub he rotains U I his commission as Senator. HI' The milroads count that, day lost Dl from tho calendar on which there Is no Eailroad bulletins of statistics are not HI prolific of statement as to the incomes MM of the big promoters. 1 Those Austrians at Bingham havo Lm discovered that, possession is not even H one point, of the law. H When that Pullman car turned over. H; Mr. Tyree must have been reminded of H his recent insurance experience. Still, the Deseret News does not an- sver whether a prophet is improved by being fined in court for law-breaking. i San Francisco has discovered how LM much more advantageous it is to hnvo IH the sessions of her city bjards held at Li iho White House. KB Prom present indications Vieo-Presi- M dent Fairbanks will l)e sufficiently IB thawed out to make a warm speech of Dai acceptance in July, 190S. Ifl The winuiug of their ja'ne of bns- ujn kct ball hy the deaf mules demonstrates 1MB' the value of the old rule of saying Dm nothing and sawing wood. Rwjj; Having proved to his satisfaction Bjjj that the Almighty is married, the elder B ' will no doubt proceed the next time to B : prove that Ho is a polygamist. B With salaries increased and an anti-IB anti-IB tipping law in effect in Washington, the N avorage Congressman may be able to ffl maintain a savings-bank account. H How to revise the tariff and at tho j IB same time stand pat is tho easy inquiry ; IB which Uncle Joe Cannon and President B Jtoosovelt are simnosed to answer. H At tho same time, of what value is M ilie opening of tho San Francisco nl schools to the Japanese if they are to Jm , be shut out of the country altogether. U The . Deseret News insists that the B gospol oneus up avenues to eternal pro- 13 gressitm, while at the samo time ap- B plauding a prophet who refuses to pro- an i' Ono economical result of having all t questions settled at tho White House in III Washington is that the method saves Iff a special message commanding that they ED be done over again. HI Tt will surprise most people to learn OS that Mr. Roosevelt has lectured on B 1 Slate's rights, in view of tho popular, fl supposition that he thought that none H Remembering that formc'r Massa- Ba chusctts man who carried a tariff rc- Wm vision message to President Itootievolt Bi was called a liar, this time tho Massa- gjHf ehusotts Legislature sent its tariff re WaL vision request by mail not desiring to HK J ruin, any ono of its citizens. mt, William X Bryan may congratulate MW 0 himself upon having escaped impeach- fffl mcnt as President by being defeated at n 0 tho polls for if ho were in tho White ml House (and doing as President Eoose- fill velt does) the House of RcpYcsonta- IIW I 'iVCB, under Uncle Joe Cannon's leader ship, would oxorciso its Constitutional prerogative. |
