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Show Not in tho Stock. A country storokeopor wim discussing politics with ono of his customers, when a young man camo In and asked him If he had any onions. Tho. storekeeper naked him to repeat tho request, which was: "Can I got half a peck of onions hero?" "Hain't got any," answered tho storekeeper, store-keeper, ns he resumed IiIh political talk. After tho cIobo of a heated argumont, he reverted to tho proposed customor, and said: "I'll bet that young fcllor wanted, , Ingwiol" Sunday Magazine J |