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Show SPICE. Old Boardor What's for breakfast? Hope not ham and csrgs again. Walter Girl No, sir; not ham and eggs this morning. "Thank tho stars! What Is It?" "Only ham." New York Weekly. Corset a I wish thero was somo way to mako him atop buying expensive presents pres-ents Mae You might marry him. "Why Is It called a stag party?" "Because tho guests are expected to tako so many horns." Houston Post. a Visitor Well, now toll mo how old you arc? Little Girl Vcra's 12. Muriel's 10, Violet's 8, Guy and Una. tho twins, arc 6, and I'm 6. 1 think mother's 20. Punch. a Dank Can a woman making a stocking bo said to bo wool-gathering? Blash Knit. Pittsburg Dispatch. |