| Show THE SOLAR PLEXUS SLUG I Touching Little Cadonsa by Terry MeGovern Now that all the lightens have decided to clevato the stage by doing a monologue mono-logue Il It l Interesting to listen to their different turns Terry McGovcni brlng mill him unable to gel a monologue io has turned towards Boston where BIlly Pierce of the Police Newt suggests the following Hello 1 MURH Deafening applause 1 wiv yousc continued applause Look here blokes I contnue Htand for clln dosturbaiice Moro applause Shut lip 01 Ill row yousc out see DeathlIke Death-lIke fillince 1 waniu youno opcnfuccd sardines tor sit It trot ycr nulB dat I got dc lloor tiuvvy l Dla Is tcr bo I golera llnlsh wllh 4karni mills do winner ter r gli i i percent uv the guic receIpts an u consolation prize frum his backer Dat remlmls mo uv de pollllcal allualloii I wtiz cut out fer n politician but Ben Tin man swiped mo Job A pollllclan Is I lIke a prizelighter only worse Each one m dure ler seo his llnlnh wltout havln tar ilao a tellyscope h Take llle welnerwurst sausage for Instance In-stance Now de wolnenvttrHl Ja aomelhlng dals good at Its wurat an i ro heft weIner unl1 wurst 1000 I not de wurot wolnerwiirflt be caus0 thc wUrst welncrwtirst Is wurser Deafening applause Aw put down yor cluppora Say wot do difference petwoon a wclnerwurat an a sky lerrlorV No un rtwer Why dots ca < yIerc alnl no difference lfcrnc 1 hl bin nulL to sing I fow bars while youso wall Donl try to Gil out because do bum Is I up I aint much uv 1 singer but Ill do me beat to give I yoiise nn Immy lashun uv I street organ wotc got do plpp IB cnllllcd Do DIs melody entll1 SolarplouB Slug fur on do current Mlsicr Fld dIOr l SIitgS DE SOLAltPLEXUS SLUG 11 am u tragic actor Ill oiiyvalo de stage Dorcfl niillln much else doing 1 am do present rage Jim Corbctt monologlsl AlnL In U none wld moAn mo-An Ive got Dickie Mansfield Beat to 1 finish f > cc Day aint no lllea on Terry 0 glvln yoiise no con For ley la I logs In dig world Wot no tiles Curtain wonl Ifght on J < i j Ic r r r j 1 c f < > rK1ti r < t43ht i 13 P I I 1 t i t + it t y 9 T 7 t J r q rc d e I r r Y Ft It f LI I < y 1 f j 1 t > Banabach Holding Ball for Capt Lee Sinker Coach Giving Instructions Keltz ivwsboy 1 Danny Dot hrl rope 1WSO Iclz llcmakcr John maker Claremr Forbos Icmalccr ny Rltchlw waiter MorrIs Rjinoli clirU harts I Forbes hackman George Monroe nowsbov Joe Tlpman clusablower Kid IcFuililcn waiter Kid pDonnoll Hp rcntlce Freckles OBrien iiowBbpj Joe Hirst barber Jnel Lansing ticket agent Al 1 1ey nowaboy Tony Moran barber Billy Pllmmer cafe owner Kansas Sporting Man on Football Tho hardest fight the high school team has had this year was handed to them yesterday by the Roberta team from MayfIeld May-fIeld I was a royal contest and wound ip with tho score at U f to 0 In favor of Inyfleld AVo couldnt toll much about It Hit In the first place somo men from MayfIeld May-fIeld went up to the ball and gnvo It a vicious kick and overybody in town start cd after It Some man from Wellington got hold of It and ovory man that wan regIstered reg-Istered In the First ward and 1 few pee plo from till rural routes Jumped right duare on lop of him Wo never saw him agaIn but when everybody got up the bal was lying there ail right Then some man Jumped over and put his hands on he ball and dared anybody to take It away from him bolero lIt could count twenty When he had counted up to about ten ho tried to play a dirty trick on ho ttn whole lrlc and handed tin bad hack between In who redheaded fellow tween hIs legs to a eluw twr had < a big chunk of liver tied over his nose The redheaded cuss trIed to sneak off up Into the Bowers pasture with lie ball and ho didnt have a friend In the hal They downed him In about f second sec-ond even his own hide Jumped on him Just like the people on the other side The > took the ball away from him nnd IL mm they lnll bal umpire fuiked n man from Mayflfld if ho could kick the darned thing over the fence and they would get another ono to start over again And then II WUB only a repctlllon of what they had dOle before a It seemed like as If they wnm twilling I < willing anybody should have the ball but the man they called the umpire when he would get the ball ho would carry It around Just as he darned please and they didnt daSH to touch him but Just lot nny eldnL elfo lake that hall and begin to count and It madcf ovnrybody Iso so doggone I dog-gone mad It looked all the time as If there was going to be a riot And so after they had tried for an hour to tear the ball to nieces thu umpire caM he gntssod they rlcce better knock off for the day and tn lt hall some time and everybody went Kan l News home Wellington Uan cws |
