Show SPICE If you refuse me cried Moody my blood will be upon your head I cannot live without you W M1 selfprcscrvatlon Is tho first law of nature replied Miss Cooley I simply sim-ply couldnt live with you Philadelphia Press II Miss Cutting think you will become qttlto a distinguished man If you live long enough Sorilclgh Thanks awfully doncher know By tho way what do you aw think T will be distinguished fob Miss Cutting Longvelty Chlcngo News Principal Well did you get that money owing by Smith Collector Im sorry tn say T did not There worn a number of Smiths at I hat addrcHU all of whom denied being your debtor Ono even threw me out Principal Thats the one Call on him again TitBits b V You I Complain of being halfstarved on account of the high prices Why man you arc making a fortune off your truck farm farmThats jest It 1 calnt afford to ont any of my vegetables when theyre wuth so niuoh In Ihe market bgoahl Chicago Tribune X A Hello said Ajicum to Littleton t whom ho moots In time market After some fume nice Eh stammered Littleton blushing gullllly I I T just saw you looking at those jmer cii esSay es-Say they were peaches werent they t Did you notice the one with the big brown eyes7 Philadelphia Press Dont you sometime regret that you lid not devote more lime to your cduca tort In flarly life No sir answered the Tammany politician poli-tician I If I I I had learned to talk I gram mallcal the voters In my district would think I was puttln on airs and drlftin axvay from the hearts of the people Washington Star HA Pa rice The other tiny I wns In a kind of vision and sjuw my wife ais the mout perfect per-fect woman In the world Lane Where wcro you Purke In an Intelligence office describing describ-ing her to a cook 1 was trying to engage Judce |