Show TALES OF THE TOWN A young man who cashes cHck In one of time banks here found out years ago that polltoncHS IB a goodly quality and accordingly ho commenced practicing It especially out of business hours Now while this same politeness Is a quality which has always been more or lens encouraged that nahio young cashier cash-ier has met with such 1 icvcrac In being wellmannered that ho swears ho wont even Valau his hint to his mother after this The little episode that acted so effectively us an antidote In this cato occurred oc-curred in a car on the Third street line Accompanied by hla wife the polite young man hnd stepped Into tins car and seated himself Every eat In the car was occupied and prudently l when tin old woman got aboard he promptly surrendered surren-dered lila scat to her while his wife silently admired his gallantry Then the conductor come around for Limit ares The young man was feeling In hln pocket for his tare when there was tilt Hound of 11 coin falling to the hoot lie I lured fUll saw the I old lady who hud his neat drop a hulfdolhir She wns Just beginning to stoop painfully to recover It when the cashiers thee assumed an expression of serene bcmtvo lence Jle tipped his hat and swung himself him-self down grandly to got the old lady money for her her Then his manners mot their death Thais mine screamed limo old lady mistaking1 hiM Intentions She clutched him wildly by the coat and l scrambled to tInt iloOr after this coin Thats mine I tell you1 Hhe shouted again The young man desisted light thore and scorns poltcncss now 7 US One of the pallor boys with the naval recruiting unItY l lion I copy Of a letter which was written by 1 an apprentice niter eight months In the service to 0 churn on shore who had ventlurod to commiserate commis-erate with him on the hard life hu was leading This Is the letter Dear Dick Ive been on a cruise noW for three months and we have had some lively limes There arc J of us on this ship and all the work we have lo do Is to smoke Turkish cigarettes perfumed with lavender Wo have mince pie by the hogshead and Just threw el board three harncHH casks of preserved Indian meat sent lo us by hardup cowboy We cut Ice cream whenever we are htlhgry and have a Shakespeare union to JI Sour S-our evenings pleasantly and profitably For excitement wo catch live sharks and leave them loose on deck We occasionally oc-casionally catch a whale when wo feel In the mood and had a variety of things Inside of them I For recreation we luc at foreign ports and shoot down a few natives hut Instead of frlcascelng them we prefer thorn roasted 1 myself have Quite iL record for killing natives having destroyed de-stroyed as many is L hundred In one day Without the slightest effort They have christened me The night Honorable Na tiveKiller and AllHound Sailor Thomas I3roun ant forced on me two medals set with anthracite although knowing that 1 care little for such luxuries You will not be surprised to learn that I have performed several daring feats of bravery one being the rescue of an entiro crew from tho t angry deep and If war breaks out shortly r will be I made commander of one of the llncst < lncsl ships weve got They have Just cap tuied one of the wild men of Borneo while he wes In bathing so I must go and help comb his hair Write soon TOMS S 4 a Pchr Ehrcnholm mine host at the Hotel Ho-tel Herald Is determined to have u legal l opinion as lo whuthur Ills house Is his castle or If It in merely n side show for the Petite theater Pchr JShrcnholm Is a man of poaco and when the Petite theater people car to lodge under his roof he received thorn with open arms and showed them to the boat rooms In the house In the troupe wire A n ISasco and wife Piol need ft ml wife William Iloolfall hnd Miss Sehna Summers all people of great talent 1 went IH peaceful as a painted loat l upon a painted ocean till Pehr IShrenhelm presented a bill Then tUrsya and maledictions male-dictions fell upon him till he was compelled com-pelled lo retreat to privacy amid pray This was repeated every tlnte the bill Was presented but Pohr Uhronhelni J Is a persistent per-sistent man and succeeded In getting IL portion of what was coming to him In addition to the cltfses and maledictions But this could not go on forever and the crisis camo Tuesday night when Pehr IShrcnhelm again and for the twentieth lime Intimated that tone would do him no harm In thu hotel business I la was in formed by Basco that there was no money for him Could yoU lot me have n little tonight then 7 eainc the modorL Inquiry of Pchr Fhrenholm No I came the snort from Basco Tomorrow night thon This was carrying time matter loo far Punt Basco started to pulvcrlzo Pout Eli renhclm mil would have done so had net mine host bell a has try retreat Every member of the theater took u whack at him riM ho disappeared and for ti time tho air was lurid with mixed profanity No money was collected The bill was then 36980 a great sum In the estimation of Pour Ehrcnhelm Pchr Ehrenhelm did not sleep well that 11 ht lie watt awakened next morning by an express wagon backing up to the front door Ho was out in time to stop tho loading of n trunk belonging to the Petite theater company lie stopped I but was set upon by Miss Selma Summers the talented young actress of tho company com-pany and struck three serious blows before be-fore help arrived Then ho was set upon again by the entire troupe while the other guests of the house went about with their lingers in their ears But the blood of Pchr Ehrenhclma long lino of ancestors came to his rescue and ho succeeded in having the trunk taken buck upstairs Thon began a slego Pohr Enronhulm knew that he could shut out undesirable guests from his house us lime law gave him that right But how get rill of such guests after they had become entrenched They had possession rtml by going ClU tOile at a time they could carry out all their baggage and thus defeat him while at the sumo time ho must feed and house them His only hope was to get them all out and lock them nut and lock tho baggage bag-gage In by the same act In the meantime ho called In tIme police but the police could give him neither adVice ad-Vice nor comfort III desperation he at last went to u lawyer and as luck would have It Gus Baekman was the lucky man Still Gus had It < take the case under advisement ad-visement and while he was looking lp his authorities Pehr Ehrenhelm was watching the door behind which was entrenched all that Was mortal of the Petite thealer Finally late In the afternoon his vlglhirtv was rewarded At one lucky moment all members were on tire outside and as < lIck as IL cat Pehr Ehrenhelm sprang forward and locked the door Time company com-pany was on the outside the baggage was on the Inside and Pehr Ehrenhelm wan master In his own house Prof 13a3co and his companions went elsewhere for their supper last evening while Pehr Ehrcnhclm and his lawyer decided de-cided that they would hold to the baggage till the bill was paid or the courts comm polled them to disgorge The bag ngo Is considered to bo worth but 11 0 and In addition ad-dition to that It Is the common opinion that ever member of tho company treated Pchr Ehrenholm real mean |