Show d r I 1 i1 r CENTRAL WITH A BASS VOICE New Phase of the Trouble the Vaccination of Telephone Girls iS i II I I Causing These DayS S 1 e I S Tile vaccinating of the telephone Girls IB causing uneasiness of mind not only to the girls but to tho patrons ot tho system 1 has caused the patrons some of the patrons at least to laose I Into profanity tho girls dont do anything any-thing like that of course Why no The trouble comes through the substitutes substi-tutes employed at tho central ofilce Nine of the girls were oft yesterday I and tho vacancy was tilled by some horrid men This Is how the trouble I occurred For Instance a wellknown citizen who Is subscriber on a party line called up central yesterday lie naturally like alt of us expected to hear the low sweet musical feminine voice suggesting a fairy form little pink shell of an car pressed to the receiver re-ceiver a pair of bright laughing eyes a beautiful complexion in short a fairy vision to gently murmur Number please ha ha ha Io 1m2 But he didnt Instead a bass voice which i made the poles rock and caused a tremor tre-mor to shake the whole building bellowed bel-lowed What numberrrrrrrr do you wanTTTTTTT Here get off said the subscriber I want central WeLLLLLLLL this Is Cen traJLLLULLL roared the stentorian sten-torian voice Naturally being used to a party line the subscriber thought another subscriber was getting gay Get off that line partner the Irate man suggested und dont try to be funny without rehearsing your part i I WeLLLLLTlLDV I tell yotC llito i centraLLLLELLU and 1C you want a NumbcRRRIlRIvRR u would better tell rno what It I led back Say you get to hl off thatt line or Ill At this Interesting moment the contra cut the man out That Is how It went I Meanwhile the vaccination Js still taking In good shape and not thc least disquieting feature of the situation situa-tion Is that although the girls wcr I vaccinated per order the pay does no work while the layoffs last I |