Show SPICE I Country Doctor catechising Now lit tie boy what must we all do In order I to enter heaven 4 Boy Die Quito right but what must we do before I be-fore we die Get III nnd send for you Glasgow Evening Times Mrs Ncxdorc One of the keys of my daughters piano Is out of order I wonder r won-der If J theres any one In tho neighborhood who could fix It t Mrs Pcpproy dont know but If shes still got ono good key why not use that sti keY Mrs Ncxdore What could she do with 1 ono key Mrs rcpprey Lock the piano of course Philadelphia Press I I Pears to me said Uncle Eben dnt I some towns hoi on to some mighty no count people Jes fob do sake o glttln cm In do census Washington S Star A mans luck Is lee his friends It Is never at hand when he nccdslt Atchlson Globe I I S S S Tho arrival stopped up to the hotel counter swung the register around and slffncd his name John Smith Michigan Ah Mr Smith said tho clerk with that hospitable manner or the true hotel clerk whats the best word In Kalamn zooMr Smith turned pale an If he had been caught In the very acton act-on did you know 1 wit from Kalamazoo Kala-mazoo he Inquired In surprise for he had never been In that hotel 1 before Oh laughed the clerk Ive boon In tho hotel business a long time and I I I never saw ono of them put down tho name of his town yet The only others 1 know of lIke that arc from Oshkosh what to Mr Smith didnt know Just say In reply so hc said It and went on upstairs to his room thinking New r York Sun |