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EFFECT OCTOBER 16 19 Trains will airlvo and depart at Salt Lako City dally 03 follows SIL ARRIVE Prom OK Jen Chicago Omaha St LuIs and Den ol 330 am a From Ogden Portland Butte Helena and San Frnncloco 906 cm From rord Salipcto Provo 9O cm and Intermediate points 035 aiu From Ogden Chicago St IouIn I I Omaha Denver and San Francisco Fran-cisco 300 pBi 0 c I From Garfield Beach Tooolo I and terminus 400 prru From Tlntlc and Morcur 630 flnlc 1lorcur t pm Cacho valloy exproRg from Preston Pres-ton Logan Ogden and Inter an modlato CM pm From Ogden Butte San Frnn clico and intermediate points 7M pm DEPART For Ogden Omaha ChlcaRo Denver St Louis and Cacho valley 700 1m For Tlntlc nnd Mcrcur 755 nm For Garllcld Beach Tooclo and termlnui 143 am I For Ogden Butte Helena Portland Port-land and Intermediate pollla 943 am For Ogden Omaha Chicago I Denver St Lous and San Francisco Fran-cisco 1145 m For Provo Sanpcte lord and Intermediate points 5CO pm I I For Ogden Denver Omaha St I Louis and Chicago 640 Pr For ORdon Butte San Francisco I Fran-cisco and Intermediate points 845 pr Trains south of Juab do not ran Sun daynDally Dally except Sunday City Tdctet Office 201 South STainS STain-S W ECCLE9 D E BURLEY Con Traffic Manager Gen P and T A W H BANCROFT VIceProsldont and Gcnl Manager CURRENT SALT osA4 IAI TIMETABLE TIME-TABLE LEAVES SALT IAKE CITS No sFor Grand Junction Denver Den-ver and points cast S30am No 2For Provo Grand Junction Junc-tion and nil point cast 220p m No IFor Provo Grand Junction Junc-tion and all points cast S05 al 80 p m I No 10for Blngham Lchl I Provo llcbcr Mantl Bclknap and Intermediate nolnts 7r 0a m No 8For Eureka Payson Ilobcr Provo and Intermediate points 500 p m No sFor Ogdcn and tho west 9C6 p I No 1For Ogden and tho west3200 noon No For Ogden and tho west 915 a in No 4For Park City 8r 0 m ARRIVES AT SALT LAKE CITY No 5 From Provo Grand Junction Junc-tion and tho east 930 a I lon From Provo Grand Junction Junc-tion and tho cast 1143 a m N ton 3 From Provo Grand j Junction and tho cast S55p m Xo y From Provo Ilobcr Hlnghsun Eureka Bclknap ManU and intermediate points GCO p m No 6 From Ogden and tho w st 820 n m No 2 From Ogden and the west 210 p m No 4rrom Ogdcn and thc west 755 p m No 7 From Eureka Payson lleber Provo and Intermediate points 10OOam No U From Park City 5Jo p n PERFECT DINING CAR SERVICE Ticket Office 103 West Second South St Postofficc Corner d The Peoples J favoritei 5 PICTO Three Fast Through Trains j DAILY MORNING NOON AND NIGHT J to all Eastern points Uncnualcd excellence j excel-lence of equipment Dining BUFFET SMOKING AND LIBRARY cars Many < hours quickest l time j Ticket office 201 Main at c1 635 H L CLAY General Agent OMAHA t TO Chicago Sio Paul DAT 1 And All lllnneapo 10 IS Point Cast Wide vestibule equipment new throughout Dining ors free chair luoushout buffet Library Smoking car on all through trains Ask ticket agentS for tickets via Illinois Central R R or apply DONALD ROSE Commercial Agent 1 West Second So Suit Iiuke Cllj t i CIS i Were just building the best 300 shoe 5 i for men on earth thats all j thats jI I ji I i Robinson Bros Co Shoe Bulldcro 124 Main St kJRh 1 h ap inr If j mlph i 1IJhtJ k r fra rry |