Show BITS OF COLOR n a ON PURPLE DAT On Purple day you get n run For every cent of cold hard mon YoU right want to spend Elk do things They give you times of rare delight Tho very beat beneath tho GUn They lake tho cako they take the bun They rest upon tho laurels won As princes of tho day and night On Purplo day On that day song and wino and pun No room for anything but fun Elks Purple day a gorgeous sight VA time or Joy a night made bright I great old time for every one On Purplo day HAD TO SHOW HER Id like to sec you get ahead of Purple dav7 said tho enthusiastic Elk t Well I dont know replied tho old lady My John got a head that was a peach on tho last Purplo dayS day-S I ATTRACTIONS EXTRAORDINARY At Saltnlr August Oth Have Martin Mulvey tho strong man give you a Itt Hear I George Snow sing < Leave My Happy Flat for That 509 I Gene Gaylord do Watch t g9 Hutuhula dance Penn Lynn catch high balls I Notice Claud Freed In his famous Imitation oc I Hobson being kissed kissedPipe I Dave In Dunbar public oiling Q new political machine I Sec Bert Seaboldl box three rounds with his sparring partner I Watch Charlie Brink l give hln original act entitled en-titled Diamond Cut Diamond Notice Nolce I Dick Guenlhcr Imitate CapL Beach In his water tricks Mr Guenthcr cats drinks I I smokes and chews In tho water hit carefully mouth rcfralnn from getting any in hlu Come gaze wonder 0 WHATS BRKE5 IN THE BONE You cnn usual tell an Elk but dont try to tell him anything on Purple day You dont have to bo from Missouri to bo shown on Purple day Remember girls an Elk at Saltalr Is worth two anywhere else on Purplo day Youre a dear If I youre with an Elk on Purple day Tho Elks are too gallant to have any stog parties on Purplo daIs da-Is a long stein that has no bottom on Purple day MA THE DAY BEFORE Say Mary press my purple skirt while I go out mid buy My hubby dear a Hush of silk they call n purple tie Ive tot to get n purple sash and ribbon lor my neck I And a purple band for Willies hat for ho will be on deck I And Sister Gertie too must have a pair of purple hose To match her hit and rlbbbons and the trimmings on her clothes It Is Purple day tomorrow and your father I fath-er says hell tarte Tho family out to see tho sport at Saltalr I on thin lake PA THE DAY BEFORE Now telephono the Iceman dear and toil him pleaso to leave A largo piece of his coldest Ice with us tomorrow eve Have hai dy soothing beverages and some old ha for ll Is liable to go on my head where others wouldnt lit 1 And lots not have breakfast early oh tho morning following For If thing we arc not tired It will be a funny I know I the consequences of our outing oUlnS dear but say Its a funny guy whod stay at homo and miss Elks Purple day |