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Show DON'T YOU KNOW That "poker" ought to be a fireside game. That a business man is never put out by a good puff. That it ie pleasant to hear the truth about other people. That the better a man gets on in this world the better he is off. That a 6ure wine test is to ask dear hubby to pronounce chysanthemum. That a man's repentance is nearly always the size of the jag that produced it. That the average duration of life is greater In Utah than, in any other section of the country. That a Salt Lake peliceman is a generous soul. He is willing to give up his watch to any volunteer. That Uncle Bill Showell will be more than a match for the cholera should it invade the peaceful precincts of Zion. That there are some officials who never know anything until they run against it, and then they invariably know too much. That a dental scientist asserts that decay of the teeth is largely due to a contagious germ, which is often communicated by kissing. kiss-ing. And yet |