| Show Centenarian Must Have Grieved Over Wasted Life It was a great day for the vil vU- village lage when the oldest inhabitant celebrated his hundredth birthday And the excitement grew intense when it was learned that a news news- newspaper newspaper newspaper paper reporter had come in search of an interview After various questions the an an- answers answers answers to which were prompted by fond and anxious relatives the press representative asked And now tell me what you would do if you could have your time over again There was a long silence while the old man thought Then he said slowly I think I would part my hair in the middle 1 I |