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Show The Maine Partlogtons. The Maine Mr. and Mrs. Partington are still on deck. One lady just returned re-turned from Boston informs the neighbors neigh-bors that she rode "upstairs in a refrigerator re-frigerator and had her clothes washed at a foundry." A Maine man recently rose in a municipal meeting and solemnly solemn-ly announced that "for reasons unknown to himself he desired to resign." An old lady in Bath recently mortified her relatives rela-tives intensely. At a grand dinner she overheard a guest politely answer to the wielder of the carving knife that "it was immaterial which portion she had." A luscious slice was passed up to her, and our old lady, after an appreciative glance, "guessed that she would have a small hunk offn the immaterial." Lew- j iston Journal |