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Show j THE SALT LAKE TIMES. MONDAY, JANUARY 26 1891 ' iia. She meant business, too. Ifer red find steaming tongue lolled, ont of her half open mouth, awl her Aes, partially closed in rage, would have seemed quiz-zical in expression wore it not for the ferocity which leaped and flashed in their depths, like sheet lightning bo-hi-conio cloud screen. She came straight to us, and wo settled her tron-Me- H ut the first fire. We found tho cub up on the divide. She had carried it at least sixty rods, with two bullet hole in her shaggy hide, us wo found when we skinned her. Kansas City fctar. T!)e Mother KrarCumo Hack tor Kevenpe. One di.y while proc'tvlinir up a cao-- ; yon in the Eaton inouiit:tins a larso hour and her cub leaped out raid miu) a rush up tho sloping side of the valley. There were three in our party, and every Winchester beiran to tulk very a mostly and excitedly. The cub tumbled dead tiie first fire. I call him a cub, hut ihe truth is he was more than h.ilf as large an his mother and weighed ilU pounds. The old lady did not show atiy injury, and the moment the vouul; ono tumbled she turned and came back square in the teeth of the rifles, and seizing her dead cub in her month as a cat does a kitten raised it fairly clear of the ground and cantered up the hill-- no easy matter, as aside from the 2t0 pounds of limp and dragging weight sho had to force her anxious, loving way through oak brush which in many in-- i stances might have detained a steer. She pot fairly away albeit we fired sev-H-shots after the cub fell. We had just reloaded the magazines of our Winchesters and were commun-ing as to taking tho trail of tho old lear, which showed wide and clear in broken bushes find disturlx-- oak leaves and pine needles, when looking tip we be-- held our game1 cowing 'back itraight for .''OR RENT S OR 3 FURSHHED ROOMS I (or llKbt housekeeping M South Mum street. 1H)K REN'TNEATNEW COTTAGE, room and 10 closets. In a court one block (rom Continental hotel: t prmontri. Alo two room (or housekeeping a. f IS. front ami lark entrance. Inquire at room 7, No. il W. First South street. I' "6 r"r e n't a stor iTiw e n ty ep.t square with two lar.e rooms In roar. In A Ikon 9 block: 'io r iimnth to deslr ble ten-- I anl. Inquire at roMii ". : W. First S mth. I' o7i"KFNT NEW PLEAS NT ROOMS OK ' offices furnished o itnfiim'shed, In Aiken blo"k cti"!) to desirable tenants. Inquire at loom 7, No. ail W. Firm Suutli. '.n7r KENT - A St'lTE OF tTThTTe I rooms, pa'tly furnished or unfurnished at l.'K W. South Temple street lo It KENT - THREE UNFURNISHED P rooms: n room sultahle for otllce. 24 West Third South street. yT)KhENT. - r A NEWLY FURNISHED ro im. Apply ivi W. Fourth South. V H KS T- - E f. Ei IAN T F I KN i HI 1KD JT roon.sovor the Times office for gentlemen. RENTA f. ROOM WUCC COTTAGE, M Vine Htreet. L UK 1' E T - Tl inFFIUEH IN T7l K I rtu uomm r ial and Sav,n?s bank building. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. f'IRSTCLASS ADVERTISERS CITY. Of The Times commends to its patrons the Business and Pro fessional men whose cards ap-re- ar below. ARCHITECTS. 0. H. La BELLE, nrniTECT. west second south Street, Salt Lake City. 1 am prepared to furnish all manner of plain In the most Im-proved style of architecture, such as churches, opera houses, hotels, hanking houses, private residences and bush. ess blocks of any descrip-tion. Hett of references given as to my stand-ing ... t SPIRITUAL ASTROLOGER, Si', 9. W. il Temple. I'h-,1- . present awl future prof-- pcots : health and bnsin-'Ss- . IVrktns. HoomV. I lEKSONAL TIIE PALACE HATH HOIJSE ' I for ladles and gents Is tiie finest In the city. Hot. cold and snovver baths. Open from 7 a. m. to 9 p. in. Furnished rooma lu coa-- i nectlon. 57 Commercial st reet. 1) Elt.HONA L I.F. A VK Y( tTltORTiE ;S for help at F. C. IlrldKford's. SU1 South West Temple Htreet. I S. KIMST'AKI'ET ('LEAN I NO A NO M chimney sweeping. .'II Commeri'ial street. Leave order at l iah Stove and Hardware company s store. Salt Lake City. ITeKSONAL DK. (.I. tNUEK. KOOM 7 ST surgeon specialist lu ladles sickness of all kinds. Liver and kidney 00m- - TEED A. HALE, (LATM Of niNVI-K.- ArtCmTFiT OF COMMERCIAL BLOCK uu, Wasatch building. BUEGES8 J. EEEVE. 4 H( HITECT- - ROOMS II A IS. MRP FLOOR, J Daft Hlock, W Main street, Salt Lake CKy. F. M. ULMEE. ARCHITECT: W AND tW WASATCH ATTORNEYS. ' SHEPAED GEOVE k SHEPAED, IAWYERS ROOMS 411 AND W WASATCH Salt LakeC.'ity, WILLIAM CONDON. RO(JMS FIRST FLOOR CTTL-- j mer building, First South, between Main and Commercial itreoti. P. Anerbach & Bro. GRAND Semi-Annu- al Underwear Sale! Ladies, why stitch, stitch, stitch: crook your back and invite disease when you can buy youer own and child-ren's well made and perfect lining Musliu Underwear at the cost of the material! j C O V R Rl ObO'DQZ rIsQ Of Nightgowns, Chemises, Drawers, Skirts, Corset Covers, Aprons, Chs. Slips, Gingham Dresses, Infant's White Dresses, Chs. Drawers, Etc. AT THE UNIFORM PRICES OF 25c, rOc. Toe, 61. QO, ei.2o, $l.rQ Each. Conditions of Sale : and h 01 ir snid to one customer. ' At l.V :ind S t e ich we fould only cure a part of our usual lot . which will he for sale under the n inter of our Now Koelesi t'arkaire Carrier System, the first Intro- duced in t'tah ax oldlns th r.iunliiK to and fro of cashboys. Come uud see it and convince votirs'clf that we lead in all improve-ments as wolf as "Low Prices!" 'US 33 HE 33 Hlvdl B EIS ! These goods can only b secured during the dull season for spot cash, and this sale ca-iu- be repeated befortj July or August next. Come in the forenoon and avojd tho crush. 19 MAKE ROOM FOR SPRING GOODS, CUR GENERAL CLEARANCE SALE WILL BE CONTINUED! All of our fillki. Falle Fi anc-itse- . Urocades, Rartrnlns in the Domest c Department to Arniures, K07-.i-l Surahs. S itlns. India anl anonl-- h yon. Novelty Silk-- at cost, and below cost. Ladles', Misses" and Children's Cloaks and I'rte-tl- y Celebrated Hlack (ioods at cost, Suits at coit and b'low ot, ami below co-it- Ladles' wa sts, Skirt Furs, Fascinators, All of our Pattern Dress Ooods. Lurtles' Ktc. at cost aud below cost. Cloths. Cashini-r.is- Etc.. nt and below cost. Stylish Tiiniralngs, Laces, F.t-.- , lit cost and All of our Table Linens. Nankins. Towels, below 0 s. Turkey Reils, ToW.'Huk. Etc., at ci st, and be- - and Marino Underwear at cot low cost. and below an1 Enllh Flannels, Outing Cloth, Ladies' and Chillrm s H e Mittens and Etc. at cost and below cost. Gloves at cost an I below cost. Children and Boys' Clothing. Overcoats. Mother's Friend Waists and Underwear, Gents' Underwear, Neckwear, White Shirts and Overshirts, at cost and below cost. lihinketa and Quilts "to clear out" less than cost. Carpets, Linoleums, Hugs, Shades, Kto., at reduced prices. COME ONE, COME ALL! ONE PRICE TO ALL! MAIL ORDERS BEl'EIVE rBOMPT AT1ET!0.! F, Auerbach & Bro. plaint, catarrh, all chronic diseases and cancer and tumors. Id practice for 8B years. T C. NICHOLS, DENTIST. OFFICE OP-- I postte Walker house. for alc. ,'OR SALE FORTY LOTS IN roHH'3 i Adcliioti at a bargain, call on Myron Ilartnell for asuap. Ii? We.t South Temple VOIl SALE JIEAUTIFI'L RESIDENCE I properly on I and .1 streets, near car line. Wav below actual value. Hyruu Hmtwell, IK7 W. South Temple. "OR SALE FIFTEEN ACRES. Sl'lT-abl- I lor platting- - Into l.u lots, o.nie ipiirk before It goes. Byron Hart well, lit W. south Temple. ft1 MONEV LOANED ON DIAMOND?, Jewelry and personal securities. Husitiess strictly confidential. Private office for ladles. California collateral bank. 13 W. Second South st. LOAN-nO.0- (in TO LOAN ON HOl'SE-hol-poods, piano, etc.: also on watches diamonds and personal securities of all kinds, Loan & Trust Co., au1,, South Main St., O.V.P0WES3, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW- , OPPORtTR Second South street. 8, A. MEKSITT, CITY ATTORNEY, building. ROOMS 51U 511. KEAL ESTATE AND LOANS). BUBTON, OE0ESBE0K & 00., REAL ESTATE, NO. H MAIN STREET Lake City, Utah. Notary In offlc Telephone 4S4. MONEY WANTED. TF YOU DESIRE A GOOD LOAN PLACED I on real estate, call ou S. F. Spencer, 17 M aln street. THE SYNDIOATE INVESTMENT 00., 1 F.AL ESTATE, ROOM 1, OVER BANK OF V Salt Lake. Investments for non residents aspeclalty. Llyl ORSAND CIOARS. THE PHCENTX SALOON, TK. PEACOC K, PROPRIETOR, OTS STATE Ice cold Heer on draught; choice 'Wines, Liquors and Cigars. M0SHEB, FLOOD & 00., MIRROR SALOON City. 136 MAIN STREET, Inter-Mounta- in Electric CQm'y. Flectrical work ami stipjfcs of all kinds.i Wiring for incandescent lightsXvy a specialty. Electric and Combination Fixtures. Agents for Western Electric Comppny's dynamos and Akonite Wire Com-pany's goods. Hotel annunciators, lire and burglar alarms, electric motors, etc., etc. Electric Light Plants Installed. EAGLE FOUNDRY & MACHINE C 0 X .A. IT "Z--. 42 WEST FIRST SOUTH ST., :: SILT LIKE CITY, I TAIL it9iitrs rirtucco. REgl'IRINO-- m ONE RF.yt'IR-lUK-feim- . one requiring tiOo to (mo. This last Is sultahle for a lady or gentleman. ucictic. UTAH CHAPTER. NO. 1, K. A. M. Stated held on the first Wednesday In each month, at Masonic hall, at S p. m. So. jurnlug companions are cordially fnvlted to tend J J. QREENEWALD, M, E. H.P. M O. Phiij.U's, Secretary. KNIflirre OF PYTHIAS, KOOKY MOUNTAIN LOIH1E NO. 8, K.oi? Meets everv Saturday evening at 7:8) o'clock. In Taylor's Hall, West Temple street, halt hlo-'- from th Valiey House. Me nbers of the order are cordially Invited to attend. F. REHKMAN, 0. 0. W. W. Ppim.ipr, K. of R. at S. " MASON-S-MT. MORI A HLOOU E NcfTTXF?Y aTm Remilar communications held at Masonlo hail. East Temple street, the second Monday of each month. Members of sister lodges and sojourning brethren In good standing are cor-dially Invited to attend. JOHN B. FARLOW, W. M, CnKiSTopnsa DttHt, Secretary. AROE NT A LODOE, NO. 3. A. F. A A. M. Htati-- communications held at Masonic ball the first Tuesday In each month. Members of sister lodges and sojourning breUxen In Hood standing are cordially invited to atuxnl (J. VAKIAN, V. M. M. O. Phii.mps. Socretiiry. UTAH OOMMANPERY.' NoriT KNIUHTS Stated conclaves held at Ma-sonic hall, on the first Thursday of each month, at 7 o'clock. Visiting Knights are courteously invited to attend. A. M. GRANT. E. C. pHn.ie Hhioos Recorder. fryjj-Lo-gTTj-o, , A F 4 A M T Regular communications held at the Ma snnlc. Hall the second Friday of each month Memtiers of sister Lodges and sojourning brethren In good standing are cordially Invited to attend. ADOLPH ANDERSON. W. M. J. MAi.sn. Swnlarr TEMPLE OF HONOR NOTICE. j rpHE WESTERN STAR COUNCIL NO. 1. 1 T. of H. ami T. meet at Temple of lb nor hall, over Deseret bank building, every se 'oun and fourth Tuesday of each month at 8 p m Visiting companions cordially invited. j Oku. H. K.Nowi.nEs. C. of C. W. H. Woods. K. of C. PHYSICIANS). DBS. FREEMAN & BUESOWS, TYE. EAR, NOSE, THROAT. accurately fitted. Koonia 17 and li, building. MISCELLANEOUS. ALFBED T. MABTINS, D. V. 8. TETERINARY SUROEON - GRADUATE of the American Veterlnarv college. N. Y. Telephone I'll. Otttce at (Irani Bros, stable, 8 West Temple street, 8 lit Lake City, Utah. PLATING. NOVELTY MANUTAOTUBmOOO.. "OLD, SILVER AND NICKEL PLATINCJ VI by the Dynamo Priwess. All kinds of rKenpuaiursinogh done with neatness and dispatch. Hbos, St E 5d South. RESTAURANTS LUNOH COUNTER. 'J-H-E NICEST LUNCH, SANDWICHES, 1 lieef tea. fragrant coffee. Jersey milk, pas-try, hot soda, at Wasatch Elevator Lobby. Ibiiness men try it. FURNITURE, SANDBERO FURNITURE 00., MANUFACTURERS AND DEALERS IN School Desks, Screen dixirs and Windows. Jobbing and re-pairing promptly attended to. lud and 110 V. South Temple st reet. GROCERIES. TEED 3. LYNGBEEG, CTAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES. PRO-- visions, Fruit, Vegetables, Poultry, Fish, Game, etc. 53 east First South street. Tele-phone 08. 0. If. HANSEN, DEALER IN CHOICE FANCY GROCERIES Grain, Coal and Kindling Wood corner Third South and State street. Ladies' and misses' tine shoes, the best made, at the Buckeye Clotliinir, Hoot and .Shoe Co.'s store", 121 South i Alain St. " SI'W 1AL" .0TOT MlMMt nANTEIi-- A MIDDLE A' ED LADY Ft )R and !i"l,t hmc r- thre it family. No. Ml West Fourth N till j 'ATKI) GIRL Fi lt GF.NEHAL HOUSK ' wo.k. Apply r,: State toad. WASTED - A GIRL FOR GENERAL j It liousewoik. Apply at No, rT State Road j WANTED - IMMEDIATELY. AG(1) ? servant girl, slso a litt.e nurse girl, I (ab.uit littecn vc-ir- old References required, . Call :it VI" South E eventh East. THE WONDER OF THE AGE! "" The Grand Oil Heater! Cheap, Safe, Economical, and Dur-fp?- ? able. No Smoke I Wm Ko Sm8fl1 No Soot! Ko PiPe ta Cuss! No Scrip-W$- j lure t0 Quote! No Coal to Lug! - ' No Dampers to Regulate! No Ashes to Empty! L&f$i?S 'IllBl tne tllioK for yur Bedroom, Bathroom, Office, tfeff Dining Koom or Parlor. iW&J 00 NOT FAIL TO SEE IT! fmMms Sold only by the m UK WIM 10MPUT. Sign of the "Big Gun." - - - 32 West SeconJ South Street BXBIocli&Co. "Tliolesal LIQUOR &OIGAR MERCHANTS. 13, 15, 17, 19f Commercial St., Salt Lake City. Have in stock the largest line of Imported and Domestic Wines.Brandips, LI qnors. Liqueurs and Cordials in tho luter-Mountai- Country; aro Headquarters for Pomery Sec, Cliquot, G. H. Mumm & Co. nnd Monopole Extra Dry Cham-pagne. Agency for Carl Upmann New York Cigars, Straiton & Storm and Eduardo H. Gato "Key West." SOLE AGENTS FOR CHARLES HEIDSlECK SEC. TtWoiie 365. MAIL RS SOMCITFll. T. 0. Ilox 553. . A. C ALT LAKE T. OF H. AND T.. NO. 1, meet ;(t Tcmplo of Honor hall, over les- - eret bank h'.tllilliiK avery Thursilay ev(Miiti(f at Sp.ru. Visiting brothers cordially invited. Tii.m. A'.i kn. W. C. T. I1YUON K. HahtwkuW;R lALAXTHK UIGE NO. S. K."oP P.'" KKfj" V..' ulitr oc.iti.nis ,?very M unlay ev, ntti tit S p. in in i ;iair.tono hniiciMR. Sojoiirniui; Kultihts conllallv' invited to atteiul. 1). VANM1I'SIIKI. C. C. SONS OF AMEKIOA. TJATKIOTK' OKDF.K ONSJ or AMERICA. I Washlmrton Camp No. 8. V. O. 8. ot A., meets pvery Friday evening, at 7:30, In Tomple of Honor Hall, Cor, Main and 1st South sta. Hojetirulng Sons are cordially Invito,.! to attenil. A. S. MAKUETT, PrflSidiint Gz i. K. Hri.i.Aito. Kocordlnu Sucretary. ' WOKKlNUMtN'S BOClETIEd Tlmeii ml planes of Meeting. Tailors' L'nlou Ou Buuday la A. O. TJ. W. halt Typoirraphlral Union First Sunday of every mouth at A. o. U. W. hall. Brlrli and Htonemaaous' Unlou Every altnr-nat- n Friday at Taylor's ball, ou S. Tempi St t'arjwnture and Joiners' Union Erery Wedueaday eveuintr at Temple of Honor. Stonecutters Union Second and fourth Monday of each month at A. O. U. W. hall. Barbers' Union Third Monday of every mouth at sumo barber ehop previously deslic-uate- d Oiwratlve Plasterers' Union Every Monday night, room 4H, Hcott Auerbach bulillug, Main , street Street Carmen' Union Every first and third Tuesday at Scott Aurbach building Mam street, Pressmen and Stereotype1 Union First Monday every mouth at someploe previously designated. Tinuere' Union First and third Saturdays every month, room 4S, a bulld-uik- , M alD street Hcdcarriers, Laborers and Teamsters' Union Second and fourth Mondays each month la the Temple on Honor. OlKannakers' Union First and third Thurs-days every month, room 18, buudinir. Main street Brewers' Union Second anl fourth Tues-days every month, room ttk bulliltnti. Main street Executive Hoard of the Federated Trades Council Every Saturday, roomiJ,Soott-Auer- - Lace bntldms, Main street J S " " j E06EE3 4 COMPANY, T'HK LEADING street GKtXJERU, 46 EAST FIRST IN8UKANCB. '"""""'LOUIS HYAMS & 00. I,"IRE, LIFE AND ACCIDENT. MUTUAL J Life of New Yorlt &H and 61i) Pro-re- s Ulock. " PLUMHINfi P. J.MOSAN. STEAM HEATING ENOINEER, 35, MAIN Salt Laka City. bTKNOGRAI'HT. F- - E. McQUSEIN, OFFICI AL STENOGRAPHER; ALL KINDS ami Typewritiut;. Dealer In Remington Typewriter and supplies; Progress uildin. MUSIC GNUS OLBOIT TEACHER OF VIOLIN, GUITAR AND Olson's orchestra and brass band. Residence, si M street. Hint ward. Leave orders at any of the music stores, or at Sharp & Younger's Palace druii store. TAILORS. W. A. TAYLOR, MERCHANT TAILOR. NEW SPRINd arrived. 43 and 46 east Second South street Salt Lake City. MONEY TO LOAN. " I. WATTEES, BROKER, 31 E FIRST SOUTH STREET Deseret National Hanlc. Suit Lake City. Makes loans on W atches. Diamonds and JewtMry; rents collected; railroad tickets boimhl and sold; business confidential. Es-tablished TA All uaredeeined pledges sold at v, now rates. Uninfect. Y:TNTrir-'ri- K room and board. Apply at 347 W. Fifth South tieet. VTA VIED- - HV TWO QUIET YOUNG it uieii. two pe.nia .et.t pie, suit rooms. pvefeja'ily m pi ivaie fa'ii ly onld like lo-r. ttioi; t" b ' ei.st r m rth o Main and Firt South streets. Please address, with . t:'H of rooms an I 'a, P. O. box city. j Roorv,3 "2r IH R KENT NO. 78 WEST FIFTH SOUTH 1 street; s.vi'n room house, lath r.Kim and lio-e's- . Apply to Youngtierg. Utah Com-mercial ami Saving Hank. IOK RENT - FIVE-KOO- ED HOUSE, at Tenth Eat st: per mo ith. Seven roomed house, lrcltidim; bath and modern im-provements. el,,e in; ."!.' per luoutli. Three rooms on First North. tr per mouth. T. A. Inmshee, S6 W. Second South, room 1 1, Lyons' block. HOLE OR PARTTrTRNISHRD Or"JN- - furnished house of seven rooms with bath 7'.'. West Temple , . 'imRKNf-FUH- N isiiEir tMU&$ifiK. 1 Second South street ' .,,,," . j Frightened to Death, C. W. Dunham, a prominent Kensing-ton man, died from the effects of an ac-cident which happened to him Saturday morning while working if his oecnpa- - tion as a butcher. Mr. Dunham was dressing a hog, and an ho drew the body toward him a knife, which lay unnoticed upon tho bench, was thrust into his groin, cutting an artery. Dr. Gillin, of j lierlin, was sent for, and when he ar- - rived it was found that surgical aid wa necessary, and Drs. Lyon and Comings, of New Dritain, were summoned. Tho flow of blood was checked, the wound was dressed and the patient left in a comfortable condition. During the night Mr. Dunham awoke, and, thinking he was bleeding again, sent for Dr. ( iillin, but when the doctor arrived Mr. Dunham had passed away. This led tho doctor to believe that an-other artery must have been cut, so an examination was held this afternoon, and as no trace of arterial blood was found upon tho bandage it was certain that the man had not bled, to death, and the only theory given is that, as the patient was very weak from loss of blood, the sudden thought that he was bleeding to death caused a shock which stopped the pulsations of the heart, or, in other words, the man was frightened to death. Hartford Courtaut. Still, I was not prepared for what actu-ally hapjiened. On a small round table was placed a perfect mountain of macaroni and cheese uot such cheese as we are accustomed to put with ours, but coarse she'-p'- s milk cheese, which stung my mouth lili mustard, and left a pungent taste therein which tarried there for days. Then there, were no plates, no forks, no spoons. Tho ma-te- of tho hotiso had a knife with which ho attacked tho dish, and tho one which on ordinary occasions fell to the mistress was now kindly placed at my dii posul. As for the rest of the family, they, were an e.."inplo of the ndagu that fingers were made before forks, and these fingers grew perceptibly cleaner as tho meal progressed, What a meal it was, indeed; as if it were a contest in gastronomic activity. Yet it was pleasant to see tiie appetite) with which great and small entered into the couiest and filled their mouths to overflowing with the savory mass. I was left behind in tho contest, and had, I fear, to tell many untruths concerning my appetite and the excellence of the dish, ami gn at was my relief when it was removed and dried fruits and nuts took its place. To drink we had resimited wine that is to say, wine which iiad been stored in II keg covered with resin inside, which gives the flavor 80 lunch reli lied by tho (reck:.., but which is almost, as unpalata-ble to 1111 Englishman a.s beer must be to lhn-- e who drink it for the first time. The wine, however, had the effect of loi..;i ning the toiijjueH of my friends, who had been too busy as yet to tidli. and ihey told me many interesting Christ-i.Ki.- -; tales. Exchange. . FAST THAT THEY f.1AY EAT. TH Pious Creek's Christmas Table and llotr He I'ri pares for Its For a month before Christmas every Iiious Greek has obs rved a rigid fast, fejiysa traveler, consequently tho "table," which on that day is spread in every Louse, produces something akin to fes-tivity. My friends of the evening iiefore bogirod mo to fit down and partake of the meal that they li.vd prepared. It was somewhat of a struggle to me, I must own. for I expected it would not le SfflTsiJ ifl very my:uificeut tvi- - j i " TREATING SICK DOGS. i:CVY A SPECIALIST PRESCRIBES r i Ailing canines. tils A: e Jioitl.v, If Not Wliolly, Anions To Vt'oliliy Tropin Overfeed Thrir f.oj; Voints r.n When t'i Teed l V. rat la Give tlio Ai.imnls. "Yea, I'ia c (".or'tor now," liaid a bird fancier to a rvporter, as he dropped a cr.psulointo the open mouth of a bull dog ho had between his knees. "Yes, sir," ho continued, patting tho dog, "I'm a real doctor now; that is, as far as dogs end birds go. Can 1 euro them if they uro Hick! Well, you just try mo. Never lost a paiieiit yet, and some of my cures aro marvelous. Does it pay? Well, 1 just reckon it does. Do you see that hull 0.'(f His lier is out tf order, and it will take just three days to cure him. At 1 a visit and one visit a day tht;t makes s:! not bad for curing S dog's diseased liver, eh':'' "Is J'l ycrr n fee"' r"turne tho scribe, taking' r. on a box of dog biscuits. "That's my visiling fee. Of coim e, if I take the dog hero with me the owner has to pay board for it. "!s;irrii il operation.-- ? Dies? your soul, wo have plenty of that t of work. It was only Monday that 1 amputated a dog's tail. lint that's nothing; wo cut tails off every day or f.,.. It's a society fad, you know, to have dogs with short tails. Then we ch,i terriers' cars, but there's not taia a skill in lint Yor. would laugh if yon could some of the ladies who bring do",s hero lo have I'leir tails cut. Tliev go 00 tcn il le, and if tit" jau'p haj'pi'1!.-- ; t jtsl. which, of coitr.e, it i dees. tii' Vstop rp ihi'ir cars and run away." ONE V MAW CASKS. "Do you allow peopl,. to see you at Work':" "o. V"t g. neniih: but when these line hcii' S n e down nothing will do but ;h"vi::t see everything. Whist! h'.'i'o e. iim s one law, .la.t, listen. "Cloud l:ioi uii.g, Mrs. II. How's your dog lodat':" (ill. doctor. T,o, lies is awful! Didn't sleep all nigiil and Ioimm.1; Ins milk and bread this morning. Plca.sn see what yott can do for him!" The dog v.'a.s passed over. It was a fat jaig-- so fat, in fact, that it could hardly walk. Yet it carried its pedigreed tail in thoroughbred style from without n velvet ( oat which "neii' led the dog's bod' and was fastened underneath with tiny pink bows. Tho dog doctor npieezed the pup's throat and out came his tongue. "The dog's bilious." said tho doctor, with a knowing wink. "You've been feeding him 011 candy." "Just a tiny bit. doctor. Oh! say he'll get well!" , Tho doctor looked thoughtful a mo-ment and continued: "Yes, 1 cm euro him, but if he gets over this take my advice and don't give him any more nweets." "I'll never do it again, doctor. Will I, Toodles'r" uppealing to the dog. "Then take this box of capsules and pive him ono three times a day. Wait, I'll give him ono now, and you can see how 1 do it." ' Taking the dog between his legs the doctor pressed bin liiiees about its neck and opened its mouth. Then taking a capsule in his mouth ho dropped it down tho dog'a throat, way out of sight. "1 can never do that in the world, doctor," said the lady despairingly. "Can't you do it in any other way?" ' "You might put it in a piece of meat, but my way is the lxst." "I'll try tiie meat way first. How much, doctor?" "Olio dollar, please, and twenty-fiv- e con t: for the medicine." "My! how reasonable yott are. Our family doctor charges mo 0 each visit and the medicine nhvayooosis about f ' Sohanding the fee over she departed with Toodles in her arms. HOW 'JO FEED HOGS. "They are the people we make a living IT of," tho doctor as soon as: he was out of sight, "sho overfeeds her dog in tho flfat place .'ind t;tulfs l.im with caki) and candy. A bull dog couldn't stand Btich treatment, 'i'ho result is the dog get;siek. Can you blame himV You'd get sick oursell'. A'.id if lie i rented at onco he dies. Hogs should be fed but twice a day a light breakfast and a hearty dinner. "Puppies should not bo fed oftener, Vut in either case never overted. It not lily makes tho dog lazy but sick. Meat Bhou'.d never be y.it-- to puppies. It gives ti'.ein distemper. A large bone now and then, however, is beneficial, as it aids teething, and when broken up and S'Aailov.ed aids digestion. Some people t'.:i:!k a frcd pla'-.d'a- l of meat is uli a deg requires. Wrong again. ISiiow it. e a dog broi: hr up on meat and I'll Venture to cay he is worthless. ' "Tho proper thing to feed a dog with is what y ui call dog cab-?- . They are j fciniply iho waste meat chopoed up with i gome conimcal and well done vegetables nv.I lv,l-..- ,l "What kind of patients do dogs make':"' queried tho reporter. "Dost in th world," rejoined tho doc-tor. "It is really a ph to physic a dog. Ycm know they ay anyming, even if they do a ii!:le. "2o, I Lever was bit ten by a sick dog. They - i m to know t hat am doing all I can to make t'ueui well, a :d I thinUap-I'recia'- e it." "That s an ctceli.-.- tt method .f giv-ing pills I noticed a few nimticnts ago. but how do you laanage wh-- n the n.eiii-tin- o is in liquid form?'1 "Nothing easi- -r in 'he world. " an-swered the doctor, removing a splinter from a setter's broken leg. "Take the dog between t.air 1 'gs and f iree its mouth, open by j.nvir.g the finger and thumb on cither tide of tiie throat. Then liohl out one corner of tho mouth and pour tiie medicine in there, it makes a wi rural funnel. Of com-- .' the di g's head must lie held aloft to keep the medicine j'rom spilling. In caeo the dog is vicious put a muz.Je on him and proct ed the tame." Washington S'.ar, A Chrislnms with Edwin Itooth. "I remember a Christmas J spent in Mr. l!ool li's comoany many years ago," laid :t young iheatrieal manager in the (oyer. "Do had bought a summer resi-dence at ('i"t('ob, Conn., the previous Milium r, and invited mo np to play Santa Chins and do tho chimney act. His property was a fair sized little promontory of land, bounded oil one sole by the Connecticut river, on the other side by Long Island Sound, and the New York and Now Haven tracks formed the base line. If there isanyono road affected by tramps it is that same New Haven iijjo, and when I arrived, two or three days before Christmas, there was a line of them waiting their turn at the gate that, reminded mo of a highly successful advance sale, one tramp near the gale even offering to sell his advanced position fvr ten cents. liooth was much worried about, the dan-- 1 genius looking fellows, and it struck mo that a dog would bo highly appropriate a a gift. "I wired to a friend in Now Y'ork, and the day lforo Christmas tho biggest Sils'rian hound I ever saw was waiting at. the little station for me. Booth was tickled to death, and we managed to chain that dog just inside the main gate near tho lodge, and then we shook hands. It was an awful big dog, bigger than a little donkey that arrived on the next train with a go-en- rt as a present to his little daughter Edwina. Well, we fixed np tho presents that night. I dressed up in fur rugs and traps as Santa Clans, and had arranged to drive the donkey into the reception room and distribute the gifts from the well laden t. The dog was to remain in tho little shed we had extemporized for him, but he didn't. He was there on business, and he attend-ed to it promptly. The chain broke like A piece of twine and I broke for the bal-cony, which I just managed to reach from the cart. Of course thero was a racket, and I got into the window, and by the time we had armed ourselves with antique swords and a revolutionary mus-ket tho noise had subsided sufficiently for us to venture forth. The dog was just seen in the moonlight disappearing over the stone wall, thousands of dollars' worth of presents were scattered in the i deep snow, and donkey meat and fur were lying fin inch deep over tho three acres of the Booth premise. The Sibe--! riif.-- bloodhound hud torn the donkey to l atoms." Chicago Tribune. A French tllrl's Predicament. A comical contretemps Inw just taken place in ono of tho provincial towns of France. Over twenty years ago the wife j of it prominent citizen gave birth to a little girl who was christened Camille, and whoso birth, according to French law, was duly registered at the mayor's office, lint as Camille is a name that ii given to boys its well as to girls in France, the mayor made a mistake in ' entering the registration, and set down tho infant as being a boy. Time passed on and tho other day Mile. Camille who was on tho point of being married received a notice to report "himself" for military service. Owing to the over-whelming red tapeism of French official matters, tho poor girl has had all the trouble in the world to prove that she is really a young woman and not a man at all. Moral: Mothers in France should never bestow upon their daughters names that aro masculine as well as feminine. Paris Cor. Pittsburg Bulle-tin. Trick of a Sturgeon. A strange accident occurred on the steamer Columbia near Reedcr's landing a few days ago. John Bernard, a stur-geon fisherman, was hauling in a huge fish, when it suddenly took a run, and be-fore he could get ch ar of the line he was dragged overboard and came near drown-ing liefore assistance could reach him. Bernard is a brother to the man who was run down and drowned from a fishing boat by tho steamer (r. Reed about two years ago, and was in the boat at the time his brother was drowned. By a strange coincidence the accident occur-red at exactly the same place where tho fatality occurred two years ago. Asto-- i ria (Ore.) Columbian. He Weighed S04 Pounds. Dr. Charles T. Bean died at his home in Chelsea recently of pneumonia. A few years ago he was obliged to abandon outdoor practice on account of growing obesity, and hits been confined to his home. His general health has been fair and his mind not impaired. His unnat-ural corpulence, which amounted to a steadily increased, however, and a short time since he turned the Bcales at the enormous weight of 004 pounds. B iston Herald. i Not All Over, FrFt Well, it's all over, cinow What's all over? j Frost Christmas. I say it only conies once a year, and it's all over until next time. Snow--N- ot by a jugful. The bills are Tiot in yet for half the stuff my wife bought and charged to me. A Lemon Sbiiio Tor n Russet Nline. Before putting away your russet shoes for the winter you will want to restore lleir "Id color. How will you do it? Yen simply. Just squeeze the juice of a lemon on a bit of soft cloth, fcive the leather a thorough treatment with this, and see if your iihoes don't look as well a? they did when you bought them. New York Journal. i A Terrible Strain. Employer (anxiously) Does Mr. De Goode drink? Confidential Clerk Xot a drop. "He iias been two hours lato for three mornings, and he hsiks us if he had been on a terrible apree." "It's all right. On Christmas he gave his boy a drum. " Exchange. It Wasn't Necessary. Firs' Sweet Gir- l- Did you have a mi tlctoe bough in your house? Second Sweet Girl No, I had one ready, but forgot to put it up. "(if all things! Forgot it?" "Yes; you see, (.:orgo and I somehow or other became engaged tho day be-- fore."- Floating. j A Pair Exchange. About 50(1 will buy your wife as fine a ct'uUkin palotot as you could desire to ' Hirpriso her with for a New Year's gift. And it would only be a fair exchange for that is.;.iij smoking set which she placed in yonrstoekingatid told Hurgcsa ' to charge to your account. Fall River Advance. |