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Show WHAT ItlCII MKN DEMAND. A Novel anil Amusing HIM I'rrpsreil for the l.0laltur, CiiK'AiiO, July 1H. (Special. 1 Judge PondergaKt has, nt the request of tho millionaires of tho city, prepared u novel nnd amusing bill which w ill be submitted to tho legislature at its next regular session. The measure ororides serious penalties lo be visited ou all who for any reason assumes the name of an aristocratic, family. It has been painful to the leading families of Chicago Chi-cago for some time to discover on reading read-ing the newspapers that the head of their house had been arrested for bathing bath-ing in the lake, for drunk anil disorderly disor-derly or for some other pleblan offense. Tho'parlies arrested, with a lino souse of honor, bave, to conceal their identity, ident-ity, assumed names distinguished in society so-ciety aad commerce. Of course the bill Is in the interest of the millionaires and those corrected will still have tho privilege of signing their mimes upon the record us .Smith and Jones. Some surprise is manifested among tho socialists, social-ists, the fiiiarchisU end tho democrats at Judgo P' ciidergasl giving a moments consideration to a bill of I his character. They are in fact shocked to discover, that he has allied himself with the millionaires mil-lionaires and the would bo autocrats. They", now expect him to import the coat of arms of the Preiidergasl family from the County Mayo, They allege this the only tiling he has left over there and that he needs it now morn than all his poor relatives whom he compels tho public to support. |