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Show oughly renovate the resorts and haunt? balore the unwary delegate from rural has arrived to take pan in Got the laugh. When the calendar was thrown open this morning and the malefactors began to report, one of them who seemed" to have had very little experience in court room ethics made his appearance in the august presence of tho court with his hat on. "Remove that hat shrieked the bailiff bai-liff as he charged upon the intruder. "Don't you know, sir, that you are in the presence of the police magistrate?" "No, sir," piped the trembling prisoner, pris-oner, "I do not, sir; all knowledge of the appearance of a police court is as foreign to me as a $20 gold piece is to a newspaper reporter." i The fellow was discharged. POLICE COURT. Busy Day Before Judg-e Laney With the Tag. 'hen Jndgo Laney with imperial tread entered the portals of the police curt this morning and buttoned his mntle tight Up to his chin, his wary eye 8ept over a job lot of idle gentry hom Marshal Young and bis "Mquitous adjutants had fished the dens and resorts. There were portly vags, those Cl,t out on a diminutive pattern and thse from no pattern at all. They emed to have been thrown together 'th scraps from the celestial foundry. There were well dressed vags and vags h just kept within the ordinance on '"decent exposure. With this cosmopolitan cosmo-politan array his honor started the machinery and the first edition that ? to be followed bv another after i o clock was rnn off. "It is the intention 81 the marshal to wage the crusade in a 8t aggressive manner, and to thor- |