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Show i;taii notes. , , ..... It is impossible to give babies away in Ogden. "Education vs. Inspiration" was a timely transparency in the Ogden Liberal Lib-eral parade last Saturday. A Garlield beach observer says that "it isn't always the prettiest girl that wears the neatest bathing suit." "Hold-ups," remarks the Ogden Standard in its terse and abbreviated way, "are becoming too frequent for comfort." "Never before," says a sauguiue exchange, ex-change, "did a dark cloud contain such a lining of silver as now. Partial free coinago did it." "What makes tho average man glad he is alive, facetiously says an Ogden exchange, is the fact that milk shakes only cost a nickel a piece." During their hours of watchfulness the Ogden police this mouth succeeded in arresting one hundred and twenty-three twenty-three plain and gilt-edged criminals. Tho extreme largeness of the red ant this season gives rise to the belief that the pleasures of picnic parties will be greater and more numerous than ever. There is really no tangible objection to violent plaid trousers, says tho San Tete Growler, except they keep ono constantly wondering whose move it is; GusVogus, au Ogden saloonkeeper who evidently failed to "fix" the copper on his block, paid a line of $50 for keeping keep-ing open his saloon on tho day of rest. "We think t'lat Bill Nye," says a territorial ter-ritorial exchange, whoso editor knows humor when he sees it, "is getting worse all the time. If us follows run such rot as original matter as the stuff Nye signs his name to, we would lose our subscribers, and justly, too." |