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Show Callnn's Trick. M. Calino, the French wiseacre, has at last said an eminently wise nnd witty thing. ' Ono night at the Tomnoddy club, of which M. Calino is an honored raombor, a group of men were discussing t he question, "What is the best trick a man can play on hismothcr-in-lawf" The matter came to M. Calino for his decision. de-cision. He thought it over gravely for a minute or two and then responded: "Gentlomcn, tho best trick that I can think of for a man to play on his mother-in-law is not to marry her daughter!" Youth's Companion. . |