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Show I Two on a Tour. A etory is told that on one occasion Charles Dudley Warner, who is near ' neighbor and friend to Mark Twain, ! wanted him to go walking, and Murk, us ; usual, refused. Dudley insisted, but to ! no purpose. "Yon ought to do it," he said finally. "It's according 1 1 Scripture." ' "No 'Mark-tlie-perf cct-man' chestnuts on me," replied the wily humorist, j "Where's your authority?" "The fifth chapter of Matthew, vciw i the forty-first," Raid Mr. Warner, which j reads thus: 'And whoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him, Twain.' Mr. Clemens went with Mr. Warner that time. Washington Star. |