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Show JOKELETS. Scratching does not bring out or improve im-prove tho beauty . that is skin deep. New Orleans Picayune. Many a man is like a thermometer, in that he's temperate to a certain degree. Kearney Enterprise. The story a man tells his wife to explain, ex-plain, why he can't walk upstairs is a romance in reel life. Bingham Republican. Repub-lican. Rodd: llello, edd boy, going out for a little pleasure trip, eh? Hooker: No, I'm going out fishing with my wife. Detroit I ree Press. It is useless to sav cigarette smoking does not pay. Major Ginter of Richmond Rich-mond has made $7,000,000 out of cigarettes. cigar-ettes. New Orleans Picayune. Minister (seeing pack of cards on table): ta-ble): Do you play cards, Mrs. Goodv? Mrs. Goody: You must really excuse me; I haven't time now, Jester. The fault-finder we have always with us. When Gabriel blows the last trump some disagreeable carper will complain that ho hasu't hit the proper key. Somorvillo Journal. . .. |