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Show Two ou the Dofttors. There are two stories that are told at the Savage club. " Doctor is sent for to attend sick woman; on his arrival finds woman dead. "Why was I not summoned sum-moned sooner?" doctor aslts, angrily. "We did think of it," explains the bereaved be-reaved husband, "but weconoluded that it would be cheaper to let 'er die a natural nat-ural death." On another occasion doctor arrives too late; husband explains. "You see, doc- : tor," says husband, "when she com-1 plained of feelin' bad I gave her the pill you prescribed for me a year ago, but which 1 didn't take. It's hawf ul, I knmv, but think wot would 'ave 'appened if I'd 'ave taken it!" Eugene Field in Chicago News. . |