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Show SATURDAY SMILES. An artist ought to have a model wife. Toledo Blade. A title often sells a book as easily as it buys an heiress. Puck. The most sweeping argument of the irato housewifo is the broomstick. Rome Sentinel. Sen-tinel. Chinamen ought to make excellent actors they never forget their queues. Lawrence American. "Time and the wind-up." as the spor tiug man said when he wound up his watch. Philadelphia Times. If the boys don't kiss th misses, then the girls will miss the kisses. Bingliomton Lender. You can always ploase a good man by telling him he bus a devilish twinkle in his eye. Atchison Globe. Before getting Into the "swim" a man should be reasonably sura that be can keep his head above water. Boston Courier. A man never realizes what perfects idiots women are until he hears his beit girl laughing at some other fellow's jokes. Terro Haute Express. Many New York policeman are able to feather their nests finely, which entitles them to the appellation "One of the tine nest." Texas Sifting, Since electricity supersedes hanglug, criminals crim-inals will not be so high strung. No matter how thin a spring poem may be in a literary sense it is fat for the printer. Terre Haute Express. . Some speakers prefer to talk in the open air. It Is the only way they can indue people to hear them out. Youkers Statesman. |