Show 1 I Q I 4 a. a p l I LET TIm TiIT I THIS SNOW I Elmer Twitchell sees nothing new newIn newIn newin In the contention of ot otI a I health officer that professional l men or other light workers rs Invite heart hen rt failure ea by shoveling shoveling eling snow and Hint that It Is la better to let their wives do it If It more hard hardened ened erred to physical exertions by house house- housework housework housework work This has hils always a been the theory followed In my home declared U- U er today Mis Mrs Twitchell handles all snow problems I have always been somewhat flabby due to the tact fact I Iam Iam Iam am chiefly a thinker thin Iter a philosopher and the non-muscular non type I never wanted the tile wife wite to lo get In the shape shapo I am In and always encouraged her herto herto herto to keep fit It It has hos been our mutual understanding that she should do doher doher doher her own housework Including washing wash- wash washing Ing Ironing and scrubbing Comes winter and she Is In condition to give It a battle I t way WilY the little woman unman can toss the snow around h is a caution She eau oiin dig a n path palls to the woodshed while I nm ant contemplating the re re- removal removal moval of or a 1 few tew Flakes lakiN from a 1 door doorsill sill and I 1 am happy to say slue site can shovel tf out to lo the chicken house bon e and around Bround the clothes listen lines without tak tak- taking takIng ing a deep breath I gave tier her a new snow shovel for her birthday Im having her take lake care of ot the furnace too loo as this Is a tough win win- winter winter ter and I can never tell teU when a bliz bliz- blizzard blizzard zard may sweep over us t Elmer says he got the Idea from his grandpa The blizzard of 1888 1803 caught grandpa flatfooted Elmer explains His ills wife had hud both bolh an upstairs and a downstairs maid and was In no shape for snow shoveling eling cling e- e Grandpa tackled tac ethe the big storm stormI I alone a but petered pete red out the forenoon of at the first day lie He yelled for tor grand grand- grandma ma to grab crab a snow shovel and carry carryon on Out nut she was only able abl to lo keep shoveling the first two days and I nights On the third day she cracked t h. h tired t tb he w. I t once and never let have any help whatever around the house from that hour on t I Grandma never lost a battle with witha a blizzard Id I'd after fler 11 that tha t. t In fact to ct the contest got so sided one-sided that It got monotonous and grandpa picked up the whole family every winter and moved up around Manitoba where the snowfalls would give grandma tougher competition s eather-s I The weather says snow tomor tomor- tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow row we remarked to Elmer Let It come he said The wiles wife's ready r ady t a a BASEBALL IN TECHNICOLOR A millionaire pro football man an anoil anoil I oil construction tycoon and a former Dodger pilot are the new owners owner of oC the New York Yankees Nobody knows whether New York lark will get I baseball this season but It is now guaranteed color noise and a super t TIle The new owners are arc breezy br ezy glam glam- glamorous glamorous glamorous orous big spending pending operatives with witha Il I Ia a special touch of 01 showmanship l I With Pith them In charge of ot the Yanks I Brothers now have bave a 1 real rival rhal In the circus world for the first time lime In years m I i What matter If It the manpower crisis puts a B ban on baseball play play- players players I ers This bunch can play the game with professional profeSsIOn entertainers t I It Is In ho a sense a merger of the Yanks and the Stork club and It has been suggested that the name of the Yankee stadium Is to be changed to The Jazz Bowl Dow Larry McPhail was the first firstman firstman man to light up baseball games at night lie He may now light It up by day players my say eye ee eyes Mc- Mc Topping and Webb dont don't need 1 em We toe wouldn't be surprised to see Sonja Henle at short Ibort lied Lamarr at third Bob ob lope Hope at sec sea second second ond end Jimmy Durante playing first base Sherman pitching and Toots Shor catching catch In What t the world needs today is pis ismore more laughs How about Olsen and I Johnson as coaches I 1 We look lighted neon for marl mar ma sunken gardens swimming pools dancing between Innings and big name bands In grandstand and bleachers Fresh roasted peanuts and a cocktail for a nickel Getcher hot dawg and Ya cant can't tell the names of ot otI players and orchestra lender leaden with I out a program I t Batter And remember with two strikes on you you can punt dance or buy n R drink |