Show TOUGH ON THE WILD CATIvo CAT Two vo hunters who had cha chased d a wild cat to a clearing were terri tern terrified fled fied to see the beast jump through the window of a cabin from which the sound of a womans woman's voice had just been heard Outside apparently unperturbed sat the husband Is 15 your wife in there yelled one of the hunters Yeah Good heavens man get busy A wild wildcat cat has just jumped through the window Well Wen let Jet him get out in the best way he can can- canI I got no use for forthe forthe forthe the critters and danged if Im I'm goin to help him WE BELIEVE T THIS IS ONEA ONEA ONE ONEA A Scotchman lay Jay dying in a London hospital and the doctor told the nurse to give him anything he wanted She asked him what he would like Jike lik and ho he h said I wad like heI I to hear the Bagpipes afore I dee ee A piper visited the ward and play play- played played played ed a tune The Scotchman recovered recover recover- recovered recovered ed but all the other patients died The meanest thief is reported to have entered th the Cemetery in md Ind and taken every article of value including lawn mowers spades shovels and rakes |