Salt Lake Tribune | 1896-06-14 | Page 7 | Bits of Humor

BITS OF HUMOR an undertaker in leipzig who eked out the profits of ills big bialle by letting apartments lung up a notice board over a coffin coelln lit in ills his show window with the lodgings for or single gentlemen 0 actress taking the leading character in a tragedy where con can my mother be voice from the gallery she la Is alne in selling belling apples neu ebbe st is shopkeeper to saleswoman NI wr are so well accustomed to each other fraulein Fraul eln emma how bow would it be it ou ell became my wife saleswoman urn uni you had beter add 21 20 marks to my sal salary alry you will como coma olt off cheaper blotter blatter is A friend of 0 oura dourif noticed that a box of cigars which ho he had only broken into the day before was halt half empty turning to his hla servant man he said this Is really kolne going a bit too far joseph my man we smoke a great deal too muc liLo lo 10 bigaro bigar 0 lady applying apply ln the test teat achl ach what it a pity the handsomest gentleman lit in the company has got a splash on hla his waistcoats waistcoat all the gentlemen present look down in consternation at their vests vesta west fali blatt did you say ray that t there here was a tower on oil your estate we once asked a elm aple minded person here it Is why that la Is a very deep well and pray what Is 1 it a well but a tower turned wrong end up la ilus elustra arl clon espanola Esp anoll y americana is is 1 I have refused you once said miss bellefield to the importunate mr IIo why do you ask me agal to marry you because two negatives aro are equivalent to an affirmative replied tho the earnest young man pittsburg chronicle